British Politics

Black Pudding Bertha has run t’ground..

 

I believe ostrich farms are quite common in Andalucia? When visiting my mate who lives outside Cadiz, he stopped the car once by a wire fence. We all got out and stood there for a few minutes until these giant chickens wandered up.

 

Well you definitely can't ride the little ****s

 

This guise posts are so underrated at times. Haha

 

Bury your head in the sand and they won’t see you imho

 

I wasn't aware of that, I shall be asking somebody at today"s picnic and report back later

 

Wrap them in sellotape first mate, then they won’t burst. Works with hamsters so should be ok

 

SAVE ARE NHS

STAY HOME PROTECT LIFES

 

Yeah, be sure to let us know. Could also use an update on the avocado situation tbh.

 

I thought hamsters were for putting up your arse?

 

Got a new batch of avocados 2 days ago, but not ripe yet.

 

Rod Hull did and fell off the roof. Didn't live to see Ole break the Nazi's hearts.

 

Hamsters are givers and takers mate, god bless their little baggy cheeks.

 

Put them beside a banana my good proddy mate.
It should help them ripen quicker- and if not it will look like a yellow cock and green balls, hilarious stuff on this award winning site, pics plz..

 

I put my banana in the avocados 2 days ago. Quite enjoyable actually.

 

There's one in Kent

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/28/behold-boris-johnson-world-beating-oration

@Crazed lefties only. You need an IQ above 10 to find it funny, so most of you mouthbreathing ****s should just stick to your tweets

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56270334

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