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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    didn’t say it bothered me, said it was perverted, ****ing a roast isn’t illegal but I’d suggest it’s pretty perverse.

    Is that a little fantasy you have about fisting fella? Quite the imagination you have.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    It was very weird behaviour for a morbidly obese pensioner to be partaking in.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its what pompey says you enjoy. And without lube.
     
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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    :emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think

    Two drama qpr virgins that can't get a ****, still droning to people that don't give a **** about their fantasy versions of an old mans sex life. <laugh>
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I cook a mean roast chicken.

    It wouldn't share it's corn with the other hens.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    That's nice for you.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

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    I bet it takes a lot of stuffing.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

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    Matron take them awayyyy!



    Will Self as Bernard Bresslaw<laugh>
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    I imagine that's what the original looked like after dropping a tab.
     
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  10. DMD

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  11. Willhoops

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    Derp
     
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  12. Willhoops

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    You might want a word with your mate Kustard then … oh wait of course you won’t because you’re a massive hypocrite. Standard dull.
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

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    Remind us who started it off.
    Typical loser leftie, dumb as ****.
     
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  14. pieguts

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    I think that was you, when you threw him under the bus…
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Saxton, mate ... happy to help <laugh>
     
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  16. Willhoops

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    So you haven’t been making sexualised comments on here about Pompey and the likes? Not complaining about that, just pointing out that dull, the world’s most tedious and pointless person to have ever existed, shows yet again he’s a massive hypocrite. Why does he keep doing this to himself <laugh>
     
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  17. QuarterMoonII

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    If Jocks are looking for successors at the top of the SNP, they should consider Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell as their policies seem to have been adopted North of the Border. It really has become the “everything for free paid for by the rich” welfare state.

    On Thursday, there was an early Christmas present for Jocks courtesy of Nicola Sturgeon and John Swinney through their draft Scottish Budget statement. Swinney tried to blame Westminster for his tax grab rather than SNP fiscal incompetence.

    Swinney has put up the top two rates of income tax, so workers in Scotland will now pay 2p more than in England at higher rates. That is despite the SNP manifesto commitment at the last Holyrood elections that they would not raise rates. They also froze all the tax threshold bands. So a worker on £50,000 will pay £63 more tax next year or £1,552 more than if they worked in England. Will anyone earning more than £43,662 want to pay higher taxes to work in Scotland?

    Apparently, the hike in rates for higher earners will generate a massive £95m (yes, million not billion), which is enough to run NHS Scotland for 2 days. Most of the money that is obtained from these higher taxes will not go to any public services (other than the NHS) but will be swallowed up by all the welfare payouts in Scotland that do not exist elsewhere in the UK. No word from Swinney about the implied cuts to public services. He has not set a ceiling for local council tax rises so there may be more rises to come.

    According to Swinney, most Jocks would pay less tax but it is calculated that the greatest saving for the lowest earners is £21.62 a year. How much drink and drugs will that buy?

    I wonder if all the calls I have been getting from Edinburgh numbers (and ignoring) are agencies trying to find anyone mug enough to go to Jockshire and work as high earners start making plans to move south of Hadrian’s Wall to escape the clutches of the “progressive” Left. If I did contract work then I would want paying into an English registered company to pay English taxes.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    Stating a fact is not making sexualised comments.

    Are you trying to take Fu.cked19's title for bing the dumbest poster on GC?
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Bing
     
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  20. DMD

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    The predictable bores and virgins are trying to deflect attention away from the bits about their long term fantasies about an old mans sex life that nobody but them gives a flying **** about. <laugh>
     
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