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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    People's mortgages have gone up, because some idiot said taxes would be reduced, which didn't even happen.

    Now taxes are going up instead of down, as well as mortgages going up, a double whammy that didn't need to happen.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Probably because the far right use too much oil & aesthetic licences let's destroy art & spunk the rest on the NHS & vaccines

    & green energy
     
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  3. Farked19

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    Latest poll - Useless Starmer in 40% lead shock ( 61-21)
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  5. Diego

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    If it's still like that in 18-24 months when the next GE is due he might do quite well.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    If the Tories get rid of the Liztard, like many of the inbreds are now urging... there will be a General Election ...
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You really do need to learn to read. 1500 are in jail 15000.

    Derp
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

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  10. Farked19

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    I am led to believe that this is the reasoning behind a Tubs de Pfeffel return. By doing that they could reasonably claim that they still have a mandate. Batshit Lizzie is currently polling just above Vlad in the popularity stakes.
     
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  11. Willhoops

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    Learn to read ktard? Oh dear that’s not what you’ve posted is it.

    Ktard strikes again <laugh>
     
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  12. Farked19

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    This government's situation reminds me of an incident in the US many years ago. An airliner pilot misread his position and entered a rising valley. There was insufficient room to do a 180 degree turn so he had no option but to carry on. Unfortunately the valley rose to an altitude higher than his aircraft was capable of climbing to. You can imagine the outcome.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    She has quite a lovely figure actually but is completely ****ing clueless and there aren't any "blokes" in her party that are any ****ing use either (and they don't even have good looking figures, according to my boyfriend anyway, I'm not into guys so wouldn't know).

    **** the lot of them.

    Politicians, ****ing useless.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Indeed, the irony wasn't lost on me that the bloke before her wasn't exactly great. She has got nice tits though.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Screenshot_20221018_095108.jpg
     
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  17. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Surely give her time to sort out seeing as she's got nice tits??
     
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  18. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Or just accept that the UK has now been subject of a Globalist technocratic coup de tete and Jeremy Hunt, with his CCP employee wife, are now going to destroy the last vestiges of UK prosperity.

    The BoE is going to crank up interest rates to "fight" inflation, most of us, if not all, will lose our houses if you've got a mortgage.

    The WEF stooges will step in and forgive your debt, you can stay in your house, as long as you sign over your house and individual liberty to the State.

    Digital ID
    Programmable Central Bank Digital Currency
    Social Credit Scores
    Carbon allowance
    Meat tokens
    Mandatory injections.

    You will own nothing and you WILL be happy.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    This may not be popular but hear me out, get Savid Javage in the gym focusing on squats to get a nice round keister.

    Get him on the hormones , a really good boob job we're talking Sam Fox quality fun bags.

    A blonde wig and here's the genius part , don't do the bottom surgery keep the cock n balls.

    Put him in a real fancy short dress and no knickers .

    When the opposition are bringing up good arguments he does the classic Sharon Stone leg cross from Basic instincts and gives them a little flash of his hog.


    Have every **** call him the right honourable lady and everything.

    Most Labour voters would switch to Tory for fear of being called transphobic.

    I would vote for that blond bombshell
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    Sounds a winner I'd say <ok>
     
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