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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Bloody hell thats something we both believe in.

    I believe it was one of fossies boy friends that was doing the robbing
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The big guy didn't want to get locked up for racially aggravated assault so let the Judo lesbian take over.
     
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    Thieves by nature, are right wing, they take other people's money to spend on themselves.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not sure you understand what right wing is
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m not sure you understand how the Sun disappears every night.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm guessing the Tory scum have the black vote then ...
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You fùcking mong. You're the one who came on here with googled facts and figures that you thought proved Wetherspoons and Dim Tim couldn't afford to furlough their staff. All that effort just to make a cùnt of yourself because Wetherspoons had indeed furloughed all their staff.

    You're a fùcking idiot but that can be forgivable if you are an interesting idiot. You're not. You're an unbearably boring idiot.

    Do us all a favour and top yourself there's a good lad.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Wetherspoons. Must like microwaved grub.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Wetherspoons are awesome if you drink old man real ale , they often have guest kegs & most of them under £3 a pint (just over 500ml)

    The ambience is usually like the waiting room in a taxi rank but it's a sacrifice worth making .

    Stopmeandslapme & myself often spend an afternoon doing elaborate jigsaws together, in our local Spoons
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The one on George Square in Glasgow used to play canned crowd noise to kid on it was a real pub. They're alright if you just want to get pished on cheap beer. Heaven forbid that you eat anything in them though. Junk food.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Probably the only fast food chain in the World that serves vodka as a drinks option to the set breakfast at 8am .
    (Bloody Mary)

    Degenerate paradise
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You can buy any drink at that time in the morning as long as its with food.

    There was a hotel in Grangemouth that used to sell breakfast rolls. Cùnts used to go in off the nightshift at 6am and buy a bacon roll and 12 pints.

    <laugh>
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The Shangri-la of Scotland
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Different world in those days mate.

    None of your woke pussy attitude then. Men were men and women did the dishes.

    Good Times.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You still have your KGB refugee family staying?
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye. They are beginning to grate tbh.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Keep a diary & you can sell it as a Channel 4 sitcom.
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tarrentino's final flick mate.
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

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