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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Do Afghan Muslims do Christmas? The Bible is banned in Afghanistan.

    I bet they did not do Christmas between 1979 and 1989. They might have started in 2001. Interestingly very few of them go to the United States to celebrate.
     
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    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Right, I am off in Tesco Express on the way home to help myself to a Snickers...

    Should I put cocoa powder on my face while I am in there so that the local Old Bill see the CCTV and decide to take no further action for ‘community reasons’? I could get away with a multipack.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Well, Every Little Helps.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    How?
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    It was a joke, pal.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What a life
     
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    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Are you due to be deported?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Oct 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Take them back to France. It’s really not difficult
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Who?
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    The boat people
    Train people
    Lorry people


    Basically all the people who’ve fled war torn France
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Seems cruel, unfair, very un-Christian and un-British
     
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    Mind The Duck, Oct 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Lesser of 2 evils I’m afraid.

    Stop the murders
    Stop the rapes
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    virtue signalling from inside the moat, while the poor whites deal with the consequences

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Benvenuto Cellini, Oct 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Un-British because years ago we would have shot them?
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>

    did you see him crying because his aunt got abuse after 9/11?

    ****ing topper
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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    So France should take them?

    What if they get rid too, Germany?
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I couldn’t care less mate.
     
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    Seems the lesser of two evils thing you mentioned was a red herring.
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    It's a fair bet where the bulk of the 13% in the polls are coming from.

     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    They'll need a crane
     
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