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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Still waiting for Dummed to tell yes the easy way to get residency. Wander down to the Mairie and shout louder at Mr. Mayor. " hey mate, we are Rosbifs, get that Carte de Sejours out and make haste, otherwise Batshit Lizzie will have a gunboat over the channel pronto."
     
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  2. DMD

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    Why are you waiting, when I've already told you, you thick ****. <laugh>

    They simply approached the prefecture who sorted it. It was the prefecture that told them to come and see him when it was initially being discussed.

    You're either bullshitting about your time in France, or they think you're a boring **** best shuffled elsewhere too, so nobody has made you the same offer of support. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  3. Uncle Colm

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    It's quite simple you are lying. Kusstardovich gave the game away by sending UK gov document, which basically says you can't. Not since the beginning of '21. Anyway how likely is it someone like you would have a mate in France? Torremelinos perhaps.
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    It still says European Union on my passport.
     
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  6. DMD

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    What I posted is 100% true, so you've either no experience of France and it's just one more in the long list of things you've bullshitted about, or the French don't want you. <laugh>
     
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  7. DMD

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    :emoticon-0159-music Oh, they can't touch you, you're part of the union...:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    Till the day I die mate <ok>
     
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  9. Farked19

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    Well then your mates must be t oligarchs who chip in to NF party funds
     
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  10. Uncle Colm

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  11. pompeymeowth

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    Yeah alright Elevenerife. Whatever.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    Maybe so, but it takes a special person to be a junkie

    a very special person
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

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    If all the Scottish Nationalists are brain dead fùcking cùnts like you it is no wonder that Independence is never happening. I am sure that you will understand that sentence as it contains your remedial level of English.

    In your original post, you were referring to EDF now, not when it was originally founded. In 1946 the NHS did not exist. So the Scottish Nationalists could not possibly be making a terrible job of running NHS Scotland.

    You then go on to state factual inaccuracies. ABSOLUTE FACT: Macron is paying €10bn to buy the remaining less than 16 per cent of EDF back into national ownership. That is why the share price spiked when it was released from being suspended on the Paris stock exchange.

    There is no £106bn profit you stupid fùcking cùnt – a FACT that you keep denying. The whole EDF business only had a turnover of €66bn last year. You have sh*t for brains not brain cells.

    You know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about finances – that is why you are a follower of Wee Jimmy McKrankie. You are most of the problem in Scotland – get back to dying young from drink and drugs.
     
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  14. QuarterMoonII

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    <doh> Facts not in evidence, but no point trying to explain to the brain dead.
     
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  15. QuarterMoonII

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    It does on mine. I went to the USA before the lockdown madness started and they still accepted it. So your point is?
     
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