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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Buy new ones from China & dump the old ones in a landfill
     
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    <applause>
     
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    <smooch>
     
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    Sure you do! <laugh>
     
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    He probably stalks a lot of people.
     
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  7. Diego

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    So you think it's good that less migrants (people leaving the country)?
    What do you think about the number of Immigrants (people entering the country) getting higher?
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Swap everyone coming here prepared to work for any indigenous brits that aren't ... just imagine how much that would boost the economy by ...
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    That's a word salad.

    Emigrants is what you meant? People who leave their country.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Take a spotlight up on your roof and shine it on the panels ... it's the circle of light ... and it moves us all ... <ok>
     
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  12. Diego

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    Correct, my **** up <cheers>
     
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  13. Diego

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    What do i power the spotlights with?
     
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    Solar power, during the day.
     
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  15. Diego

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    From the sun that we are trying to dim because it makes the Earth warmer?
     
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    With the present people the world has in power we are ****ed.
    Believe it or not (you will find it with a quick search) at the moment we are preparing for a massive summit of world leaders on global warming.
    Where is this to be held i hear you wondering, answer Brazil.
    To hold this summit we have cut down a ten mile long, four car lane width of the amazon jungle (the lungs of the earth) to transport the participants to a brand new building being built just for this summit in the middle of nowhere.
    Please make it make sence.
     
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    And the Maurtius legal bod was Stramer's mate.

    And some mugs applaud this, at the time we can't afford so much back here. <doh>

    They'll still squeal about the fictitious black hole and inherited mess.

     
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    Update

    1000 Ukrainians for 1000 Russians begins today
     
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    78% :emoticon-0104-surpr

     
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