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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You'd smoke one of my menthols if there was nothing else going.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather smoke my own faeces.
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Some guys I know had a neighbour (white British btw) that was being an arse, blocking other peoples drives with his second car, so they used a few trolley jacks to move his other car sideways tight up between his house and the wall et voila, he had room to park his second car on his own drive, although he'd have a **** of a job getting the other one out.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    They'd be High tar for sure.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    One of my mates had a car blocking the entrance to his works yard & no deliveries could get in or out .
    Eventually they got a fork truck & just scooped it out of the way on the pavement.

    Not sure that did the car any good .
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Yeah ... but you forgot the sheep...
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... probably better than carrying on eating them tbf ...
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Did the Pakistani invaders do it again?
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^

    The voice of experience.

    When in Lester County...................
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Nice attempt at turning it ... but the origin of the **** that comes out of your mouth is now fully explained <laugh>
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Your avatar is Thatcher you deluded mong.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    No
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My avatar does not define my every opinion. In fact, I disagree with a lot of things that happened under Maggie’s reign. But if she were in charge now, do you think we’d have swarms of third world savages coming here?
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Your avatar is a bunch of child's like stick men with the word crap .

    Does this accurately represent your political leanings or "personality " ?
     
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  15. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Both one would suspect.
     
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    My avatar is a chunky man with a Paul weller haircut …
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The combination from Hell <ok>

    Father Murphy?
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Pompey Hello Kitty obvs
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Had you down as a Players Navy Cut sort of guy tbh. I know you enjoy a bit of rough handling by tattooed matelots
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Before rubbing it into your chest?
     
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