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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    And a dash of Worcester sauce.
     
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  3. DMD

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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    Have those pesky gangs been smashed yet?

    Asking for Gyles Brandreth.
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Please dont insult real dogs <laugh>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Think you mean Brexit ... spot on ...
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Shaken and unquestionably stirred ....
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Yes the gangs are all working for the home office fast tracking visas for barbers & kebab serving professionals
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

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    Could France be even more ****ed than the UK?
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They should ban Ninja swords
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

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    I'm hearing 700 young professionals made the crossing today.

    Where do they all go once they've been processed?
     
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  13. Diego

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    Hilton Hotels i believe.
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If you are a young go getter 18 year old Englishman you may be lucky enough to get a job as a chambermaid, serving our replacements.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Norwich ... plenty of job opportunities there as many locals would rather claim benefits ... or live off their mum ... you know the type <whistle>
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    What's the unemployment stats in the muslim & ****** community in Leicester?
    Compared to white English men .

    You know the town you left
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Guesstimate 300 times worse
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    In April-June 2024, the UK unemployment rate was 4.1%, with 3.3% for White ethnic backgrounds and 8.0% for minority ethnic backgrounds. While White people had the lowest unemployment rate (3.3%), Mixed/Multiple and Pakistani ethnic groups had the highest (11.5% and 11.1% respectively). Compared to the same period last year, unemployment increased by 77,000 for minority ethnic groups and decreased by 88,000 for White ethnic groups.

    Yeah but Gammons
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm thinking of asking mum to pay for FosseFilberto to live in Leicester just for our mild amusement
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm sure there's a bin man vacancy you can apply for FosseFilberto, no D.E.I victim status needed.
    Ageism possibly
     
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