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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    About ten years ago, I was driving round the North Circ on the way to Charlton when I got stuck in the most horrendous traffic. I literally moved ten yards in an hour. Cars around me were overheating and people were shouting and hollering. Eventually, I moved on enough to see the problem. A lorry had jackknifed, blocking two of the three lanes - a Boots lorry, emblazoned with the slogan BOOTS: EASING CONGESTION. I had to laugh.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We do need immigration - persons who have something to offer to the UK.

    We do not need, nor should allow, immigrant persons who offer nothing to the UK.

    Oh my! I'm flapping my right wing <yikes>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What about the ones that let unfuckable Brits impregnate them but don't work? Asking for some crazed righties on here.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In central Scotchland the word "boot" is slang for a woman of, shall we say, very easy morals. Similar to the word "slut".

    Boots have eased my congestion many times :grin:
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    Really? You mean helping the white replacement which we hear so many bad things about.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have no time for homegrown scumbags who refuse work and extract benefits from the system. Get them forced into work.

    It's obvious we do not need to immigrate more of the same. That's insane.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not quite poetry, not quite a haiku nor a quatrain, but it's a working version of a banner for the uprising (tommorrow, Coocaddens Underpass, 7pm, bring your own coffee).
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

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    **** off speccy.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll bring my own specs :grin:
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Ok, you're on wee man.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Did you bumb or get bummed by your transsexual manic depressed Polish suicidal unemployed cough "flat mate " ?

    No wonder you don't have children of your own you permanently enraged ****ing vegan incel ***got ****

    <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    If the unfuckable crazed righty Brits have sufficient means that their catalogue wives don't need to claim a penny from the state then I don't see a problem with it :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    My eldest mixed race son is 19 , I'm sure he would be more than happy to discuss his mum with Toby before kicking his **** in .
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    100 metres and 400 metres relay?
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    There's always a tweet. No wonder the lefties didn't know what they voted for.

     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    The tories got booted out for failing at this (and other things) anyone care to give reasons why they still back Labour on this?

     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  19. Pud

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    Climate fear porn

    You see it now with weather heat maps . Before , we saw light green / orange for temps in 30s , now red . They’ve introduced purple and near black !!
     
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  20. Pud

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    <laugh>

    Now , that’s swearing
     
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