British Politics spam thread

A brexit bonus for the UK.

 

She's big enough to claim most of Africa as her country.

 

Whut? What ****ing difference does it make if he's applying tariffs to penguins?

 

You really don't do any looking beyond the headlines do you.

You could perhaps explain why the penguins had previously being applying tariffs to the US, hence 'reciprocal'. You could also consider what the Australian export paperwork could show if he hadn't included those islands.

 

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I know it's not a country you dense joyless ****

Go back to crying about brown people and Starmer

 

You do get upset on all the occasions you get shown for being a clueless cretin don't you.

You really should have learned a better way of coping after all the many, many times you've done it.

Better still, you could always have a think before posting your bullshit, but of course, you won't.

 

Clueless? Yes dear

It's funny ffs, you pathetic desperate ****.

You mentioned Brexshit earlier, remember when Brexshit = Free Trade with the US? How did that go?

 

There's no real need for you to get all rattled and flustered after each of your **** ups. Nobody minds, or really even notices, as you're just that daft lad in the corner that ****s up so often people take pity on you.

Here, have another pat on the head to help you over your latest embarrassment.

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Yep, he's winning so much. Poor **** takes this place VERY seriously, he's doing important work.

 

You tragic ****

Nice swerve on my Brexshit question. Any news about that? At least we're now the country with the 2nd most ******ed/self-harming government in modern history, at least there's that.

 

Swerve?

You're desperately trying to shift away from your initial **** up over the penguins.

Just hold your hands up and admit you hadn't understood it at all, and ****ed up.

There's no shame in that.

 

*sigh*

I know it's not a country. Even Kustard knows it's not a country. You can't export from there, I just cba to argue about it with you.

Now answer the Brexshit question, or are you too scared?

 

Why are you burbling on about it not being a Country? If you check, there was reported to be trade from there in 2022, so you've got that bit wrong too.

But enough of that, carry on telling us this fantasy you have about penguins. That was funny.

 

And your answer for the Brexshit question is...?