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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    I really cannot answer your question Ponders.

    I shall riposte to your satisfaction subsequent to my 10th tinny of Carlsberg Special Brew.
     
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    Amsterdam, though architecturally astonishing, is a complete dump these days. The place is finished. You'll find drug dealers on every corner, gangs of malefactors roaming freely, and detritus piled up on pavements.

    If you want the Dutch experience, try Delft. You'll find the world's finest apple cake in Delft.
     
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    Delft is named after the noise the single bubble of a fart in the bath makes.
     
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    The bible, FFS <laugh>
     
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    I would imagine the Bible would be quite relevant to a CofE cathedral and the people who work within it. Or at least used to be...
     
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    More kryptonite for the gam.... Apoliticals<laugh>
     
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    The extreme lefty ****wits blubbed about the tories for over a decade but offered **** all substantive as an alternative, and they still have no credible replies now their chosen ones are making an even bigger hash of things.

    They simply have no idea what they voted for. No wonder they're in permaflap.

    Almost every post from them seems to be waaah stop pointing out the **** ups, it makes me cry. <diva> <laugh>
     
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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

     
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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

    And the dopey ****er is trying to take us to war.

     
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    **** off Toby <grr>
     
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    I voted Labour hoping that they would renationalise services and go after the big corporations who avoid paying taxes here.

    There's a bit of progress with GB Energy on the first point but not much else. Nothing on the second point. Instead they have introduced a jaw-droppingly bad tax increase on Employer NI sending many small businesses under.

    Their hollow-sounding Smash the Gangs plan has achieved nothing and illegal immigration (which laughingly they rebranded as irregular immigration) has increased. They plan, though won't achieve it, to build 1.5 million homes mostly to put all these illegal immigrants in.

    They bend over backwards to court the muslim vote but have probably lost it due to their continuing to back our ally Israel (the other good thing they've done).

    Never again.
     
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    You got the oh so predictable bite, if anything it was too easy.
     
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    Are any of you Nigel’s actually happy with Labours overall performance in Government?

    Break it down to

    Happy with the economy? Actions recently taken in budget and spring statements .

    Crime ?

    Asylum numbers ?

    Health ?

    Education ?

    I’m genuinely interested.

    I couldn’t give an actual **** personally , mainly cause I’m a scotch and we have our own **** ups bending us over (and voting , imo, is a waste of time ) but be interested in genuine takes .
     
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    No on all points.
     
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