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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    1. Incorrect use of ellipses;
    2. No full stops;
    3. At least one comma missing (arguably two)

    How furious were you when you shat your comment into the thread? <laugh>
     
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  2. Erik

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    What do you like about him? Is it the eyes?
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Go dungsteeares bumbaclat, I love her accent.
     
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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It's just another pagan ritual that mussies stole, and it's not even 'fasting'. All they do is miss out dinner and try to claim it's some big deal. Most of them actually put on weight during the so called fast. <doh>
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

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    I liked it when she told him to go home and read the bible.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    Well said that lady. "Stay indoors" :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Toby

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    People that eat smelly food on buses are ****s

    People that don't mind their own ****ing business are ****s

    Basically they're both ****s.
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

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    I make you correct on all three counts, sir.
     
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    I make you correct on all three points, sir.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Because she is black: you are assuming that she is eating a strongly smelling food such as curry goat. It could just have been a slice of watermelon.
     
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  12. Toby

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    It says it in your tweet ffs <doh>
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    ... or the world's most disgusting and vile smelling food concoction ever... the egg mayo sandwich... :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Worked with a guy who brought those sandwiches into work and then used the works canteen toastie machine to make them into toasties.

    Hot egg mayo !!!
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

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    I like egg with cress, very nice.
     
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  16. Pud

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    Devils sandwich filler
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    Fart on Toast
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    On tiger bread with a handful of ready salted crisps on the side.

    Lovely stuff.
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    I like salt and shake but I don't put the salt in.

    Potato flavour
     
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  20. Erik

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    I don't like tiger bread though
     
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