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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I rather like Hull as a city. It has a couple of fantastic galleries, an interesting array of churches and a superb chippy near the station. And the surrounding countryside is beautiful, as is the coastline. All in all, a decent weekend to be had.
     
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  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    Went there once as a kid, stayed one night in a B&B. The next morning I went to sign the visitors book and said "I don't know what to put in the comment" to the landlord. Laughing, he said "put rubbish if you like". So I wrote "rubbish". His wife went ****ing nuts: furiously scribbled out what I'd written and had a go at my mum for bringing me up badly. Landlord was still laughing.

    Must go back one day.
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Europe is done :emoticon-0106-cryin

    I'm thinking of selling up and starting a resort in the Philippines: English pub with real ale, Sunday roasts (non-halal), 80s jukebox, pool table, darts, cricket on tv.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    <laugh>

    That's really tickled me. Ta very much.
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget to have an hour of Minder at some point each day.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Good idea. Friendly people, relatively inexpensive and only two genders.

    The Western World is completely ****ed.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The Dinagat islands have only 50 Muslims in a pop of over 100,000.

    Dinagat out of your pram, because the majority religion is left footers.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I think there's a few ladybirdboys over there too you know.

    I thought you liked that sort of thing
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

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    They also like us... we never invaded them.
    It's a really old-fashioned place: people are very respectful, always call you sir or madam. Very religious. No swearing.
    There are some bad eggs though (apart from the balut): since I've known the missus two people she knows have been shot dead.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    Pity. I do hope they are not catching up with the ****ed Western World in that respect.
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Everything he touches <doh>

     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    You do know who he's aiming comments like that at don't you?
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    J D Vance talks a lot of sense.

    Just saying like.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It's astonishing Harris didn't win
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  18. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. DMD

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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    $9 million to Reuters for large scale social deception seems like money well spent.
     
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