British Politics spam thread

Wtaf is that?

 

Just told the dog what you said and he pissed himself laughing on the carpet.
Bastard

 

Tugendhat was possibly (and I stress possibly) their only hope.

The rest are all tainted to ****.

 

That would be nice

 

Well it makes a change from you doing it Diego, so give him a break

 

No, wait, wait, wait..... are you strapped in and are your sides secure? Well here I go - Diane ABACUS! Geddit? Diane Abacus. Oh by Jove, take that, Leftie rapscallions!

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Man of the people unlike those Labour elities

 

Not him i'm calling, it's you for making him laugh so much.

 

Ffs learn Engerlish me no speaky ****ing illiterate mong.

 

Like Sir Keir Rodney?

 

Pardon?

 

Never heard of him.

 

**** yourself again?

 

Really

 

Sir Kier Rodney? Heard of Sir Kier Starmer if that’s who you mean, just ****ing odd calling someone by their first and middle name, is it just that you’re a bit ****ing well.. simple?

 

I'm backing Liz, have been all the way along. She is going to split the bastards in twain.

 

Ahh so you do know him. is there a problem with using someones given name?

 

Go on list all the people that are referred to by their first and middle name. It doesn’t happen because it’s a ****ing weird thing to do.

 

Wow

 

So nobody is referred to by a title, their first and middle name, so why with Starmer? Is it an attempt to be clever or funny? Either way it’s a failure on both accounts.