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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Just told the dog what you said and he pissed himself laughing on the carpet.
    Bastard <grr>
     
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    Diego, Jul 18, 2022
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Tugendhat was possibly (and I stress possibly) their only hope.

    The rest are all tainted to ****.
     
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    Treble, Jul 18, 2022
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  3. Diego

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    That would be nice :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Diego, Jul 18, 2022
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Well it makes a change from you doing it Diego, so give him a break :biggrin:
     
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    Treble, Jul 18, 2022
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  5. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    No, wait, wait, wait..... are you strapped in and are your sides secure? Well here I go - Diane ABACUS! Geddit? Diane Abacus. Oh by Jove, take that, Leftie rapscallions!

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    Uncle Colm, Jul 18, 2022
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  6. Willhoops

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    Man of the people unlike those Labour elities <laugh>
     
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  7. Diego

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    Not him i'm calling, it's you for making him laugh so much.
     
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    Diego, Jul 18, 2022
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  8. Willhoops

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    Ffs learn Engerlish me no speaky ****ing illiterate mong.
     
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    Willhoops, Jul 18, 2022
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  9. Diego

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    Like Sir Keir Rodney?
     
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    Diego, Jul 18, 2022
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  10. Diego

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    Pardon?
     
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  11. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Never heard of him.
     
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    Willhoops, Jul 18, 2022
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  12. Willhoops

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    **** yourself again?
     
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  13. Diego

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    Really <yikes>
     
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    Diego, Jul 18, 2022
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  14. Willhoops

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    Sir Kier Rodney? Heard of Sir Kier Starmer if that’s who you mean, just ****ing odd calling someone by their first and middle name, is it just that you’re a bit ****ing well.. simple?
     
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    Willhoops, Jul 18, 2022
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    I'm backing Liz, have been all the way along. She is going to split the bastards in twain.
     
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  16. Diego

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    Ahh so you do know him. is there a problem with using someones given name?
     
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    Diego, Jul 18, 2022
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  17. Willhoops

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    Go on list all the people that are referred to by their first and middle name. It doesn’t happen because it’s a ****ing weird thing to do.
     
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  18. Diego

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    Wow <yikes>
     
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  19. Willhoops

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    So nobody is referred to by a title, their first and middle name, so why with Starmer? Is it an attempt to be clever or funny? Either way it’s a failure on both accounts.
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Diego Dinlo
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 18, 2022
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