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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Has someone farted in here? :rolleyes:
     
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  2. Treble

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    Tbf he took my joke and changed the names. It was the "no that's you that is" approach.

    What else did you expect?
     
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    Probably has one fitted to his mobility scooter. They bent the rules for Tubs, he is around 120 kilos.
     
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  4. pieguts

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    The one trick pony has arrived. It was funny watching him run for the hills the other day, with his April pouting, when that newbie turned up.
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

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    What goes on down the rabbit hole.
     
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  8. Treble

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    Great news :emoticon-0148-yes:



    This is being whittled down perfectly. Any one of the 4 left will get absolutely trounced at the next election.
     
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  9. Uncle Colm

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    Hmm. I'm assuming Lizzie Dripping will get Kemi's 58. No matter what happens then, she'll be in the last two, and thus will be the choice of the Tory party members. She'll be a holding PM - she'll appoint Boris to her cabinet and, more importantly, she'll stand down on some convoluted premise before the next election, and Boris will be re-instated. Treble vodkas all around in Moscow.
     
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  10. Treble

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    And the hits just keep on coming...

    Tory crime commissioner Caroline Henry banned from driving after being caught speeding five times in 12 weeks

    A Conservative police and crime commissioner who promised a road safety crackdown has been banned from driving after she was caught speeding five times in 12 weeks.

    There have been calls for her to step down but she previously said she wanted to stay in her £76,000 job. <laugh>


    https://news.sky.com/story/tory-cri...imes-in-12-weeks-12654336?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

    Corrupt and incompetent to their rotten core <doh>
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    She'll definitely get Kemi's votes, which would be great anyway as Kemi seems to be attracting some positive feedback.

    You're probably right about the last two.

    Not sure about the rest <laugh> If they try that with the electorate they'll get an absolute hammering at the next GE.

    Tbh Truss or Sunak as the choice is all gravy. The two worst candidates they could've been left with. Delicious :)
     
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    Did you ever watch history today with Rob Newman and David Baddiel? Now that was funny
     
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  14. Treble

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    That's exactly what I was thinking of when I posted that <laugh> <ok>
     
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  15. Diego

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    Who by?
     
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    DIANE ABBOTT.
     
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    Tom Randall MP.

    This creep gives Rees Mong a run for his money, in weirdness.

    He talks like Mr Bean.
     
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  18. Uncle Colm

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    I dunno, Penelope Pigslop looks like not exactly going to be renewing her MENSA membership this year either. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Labour outright or a Labour led coalition.
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

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    The Moomins.
     
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