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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    Dear Yvette,

    I hope you are well and enjoying your new role.

    I have an idea for you. Basically, make use of the army. Get them building internment camps for illegal aliens. Barbed wire fencing, latrines, tents and soup kitchens are the way to go. A set-up such as this would save billions each year and still be more than the French offer as hospitality.

    Hotels are for (paying) holidaymakers.

    Regards,

    Alan Woodpole
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    And the remaining 11 in 12 are just as much ****ing criminal ****s.

    Just ****ing nuke the **** out of the ****ing ****hole Vlad, do the whole world a favour.
     
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  4. Toby

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    You need to stop watching GBeebies, it rots your brain.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    Portsmouth Portsmouth rah rah rah!

    There used to be two guys at FP, that both looked like Wilf Lunn, complete with blazers, straw boaters, round glasses and thin twiddly moustaches and that was their cheer, throughout the game
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

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    Do you think Yvette, Rachel, David et al will lead us into a golden age or a golden shower?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    A lunatic in charge on that side of the Atlantic and a Lavvy Brush this side.

    Strange days indeed.
     
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  11. Black Caviar

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    "in charge" :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Hopefully when you guys vote for independence, the SNP will make it so attractive for immigrants that all of ours **** off up there. Then we rebuild the wall.
     
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    Compared to the previous lot? It's improving, albeit slowly.

    Compared to Nige and his merry bunch of racist grifters? Infinitely better.

    You can't expect the government to flip things in a few months. Everything was ****ed.
     
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    we have about 5 years to get off this island imo
     
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    ^^^^wants to be an immigrant
     
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  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    ive got nothing against immigration, when its controlled and the people are vetted and its restricted to a small percentage of population, if they are either bringing in money or skills

    im strongly against mass flooding countries with random rapist ******s tho, which is the brand of immigration we currently have
     
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    In the immediate aftermath of the Brexit referendum, there were plenty of remoaners claiming they'd put everything in place and were leaving the Country. Few if any actually did.

    Within months of this shower getting in, the wealth holders are leaving in droves, and others are looking around for the best options.

    Sadly, there are not many decent ones left in Europe.
     
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    Everyone recognised the problems with the last lot. That's why they didn't get many votes.

    Labour claimed to have a fully costed plan and would hit the ground running from day one. They lied, and anyone with or without eyes can see that they are making a mess of everything they touch, and the Country is rapidly heading to a darker place.
     
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