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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    Bloody Buggery Bollocky Boris Brexit. <diva>

     
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    Also happening in Germany, Italy and Poland.

    Spineless governments ****ing up ordinary folks lives to follow the ludicrous 2030 Agenda <doh>

    **** the WEF.
     
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    Bloody Buggery Bollocky Boris Brexit. <diva>

     
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    Bloody Buggery Bollocky Boris Brexit. <diva>


     
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    Runners and riders:

    Kemi Bad enough. Daughter of a Nigerian witch doctor and one of his wives. Crazed Christian who wants d gays and lezzers hung from the nearest Ainscough. No chance in the last round as Tory activists don't really like darkies. 33/1

    Penny Dormant. Loved by the members until Truss points out that she is a lezzer. Applied for submarine service in the RN but was turned down on account of being a party, something she defines quite loosely and can include having a cock. Subsequently head of Muff Diving. 5/4

    Sir Rishwell Sunak. Nephew of the actor who played the Punkawallah in It Ain't Not Half Hot Mum. ( not many people know this ) the only competent candidate, a distinct disadvantage. 3/1

    Ms. Elizabeth Truss. Thatch lookalike despite being 50 IQ points down on her heroine. Has trouble finding doors as well as her own asshole even when using both hands, wants a trade war with Europe as this will clearly be a huge advantage to the economy. Brain dead. 2/3 on favourite.

    Tom Two Gun Hat. Seriously disadvantaged by being the only honest candidate. The activists hate this, preferring a leader who lies very badly and gets caught out on a regular basis. 50/1
     
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    Bloody Buggery Bollocky Boris Brexit. <diva>

     
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    Bloody Buggery Bollocky Boris Brexit. <diva>

     
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    Derpy Dippy Deranged Deluded Dummed.
     
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    What a **** rant lol.

    You're too easy to wind up :)
     
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    EFFORTLESS The dopey ****wits prove the point for me. :emoticon-0100-smile

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    Irony alert ... countless posts with the same opening line, suggest quite the opposite <doh>
     
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    ... oh no!!! ... his sandcastle <yikes>
     
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    Tory debate: Dormant , carrying serious timber. Truss : Made of timber. Rishi : looking quite comfortable.
     
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    The funny thing is Dull rants more (at length in essays) in response to other people's posts than anyone else, bar Quartermongrel.

    He even comes back an hour later to edit his own posts bcos he's so wound up, which is fcking sublime <laugh>
     
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    Her ****ing head is, that's for sure.
     
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    He escapes any scrutiny because, mostly, nobody reads his Lower 5th, GCSE retake class, cod-philosophy polemics. But when he posts his ****-ups in the first few words and you actually scan his inane drivel, you're struck by so many remedial class errors that you are left with only one conclusion: he doesn't read them himself. :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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