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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If my son went on a murder spree I'd cover it up and even take the blame
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    If my son butchered three innocent children, I'd kill him myself. But my son wouldn't do that, because he's not an abject ****.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Still, I bet he hates you.
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    Hmm. Not sure what that means.

    It's a good thing you don't have children.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You'll never know
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

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    I know.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Know what?
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

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    Everything. I know everything.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    Time for one of your legendary quizes then
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

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    I may pop one on tomorrow if i get a bit of time. No promises, mind.
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Clearly you went to Sunday school for remedials for some sort of education. They taught you to drop the f-word and the c-word from a post – probably a one off.

    Did they teach you how to spell that Japanese word that you spelled phonetically? Obviously you did not use it in its formal sense, so neither will I.

    Sayonara. <laugh>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Are you watching the 47th President signing in ceremony ?
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Mexican cartels designated as foreign terrorists .

    Deport
    Deport
    Deport

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

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    Parts of Sweden are a bit **** nowadays.
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Trump announces he’s signing a large number of executive orders today, including:

    • Closing the border to illegal immigrants via a proclamation.
    • Declaring a national emergency at the southern border.
    • Designating drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
    • Reinstating the “Remain in Mexico” policy.
    • Ending the “Catch and Release” policy.
    • Declaring a national energy emergency
    • Establishing a new Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)
    • Ending Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) programs to create a society that is “Color-blind and merit-based”
    • Recognize only 2 sexes: male and female
    • Reinstate everyone in the military fired for not taking the vaccine and issuing them back pay
     
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  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    • importing a billion pjaeets
     
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  18. DMD

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    He is not going to stop until every last remnant of woke poison is eradicated from the United States.
    DEI - Dead
    Trans cult - Dead
    Woke racism - Dead
    Green new deal - Dead
    Net zero - Dead
    Pointless foreign wars - Dead
    Free speech - Restored
    Bodily autonomy- Restored
    Strongest Military on earth - Restored

    And he’s only been president for half an hour.
     
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  19. Ponders Revisited

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    Yeah, well, we've got Sir Keir, Yvette and the Lamster.

    Sod Trump.
     
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