British Politics spam thread

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Lot of good natured banter on here tonight.

Keep it up humanoids

 

typical lefty speech when one of their own is being walloped but i forgive you........ you crust old kent

 

We’ll be turning off the Bucky pipeline tap the moment you vote out.

 

They have a plan mint wooden coins, when we stop the Scottish monopoly money they print and refuse to recognise it, all the Scottish ones they have stolen, and filled their mattresses with, will be useless, all the jocks in England who are on benefits will be sent back.And because of ****ers like Aldo not one fek or tear will be raised for them.

 

crust old Kent?

 

Too nice for you, then how would you like me to alter it for you Willy me old mucker

 

And selling everything off for scrap even give it away so long as its an English company

 

Truth hurts i know but ill still give you a crust now and again

 

It must be past Aldos bedtime his mum put him to bed

 

Mate we have 3 million years of Whisky sitting in storage. **** wine from paèdo monks won't be a concern tbh.

 

Oh wow!



This guy!

 

Hello the hills have eyes have come a calling, with Pumpy as a bouncer

 

How's business down the docks darling, been asked to take your teeth out yet

 

You missed “again” in that sentence between “tit” and “fella”

 

In coherent English would be nice.

 

Hang on will i will get the crayons and colouring books out for you, would you also like me to get some play dough out too, I know you have trouble with attention spans

 

Rog, that didn’t make sense, I thought it a reasonable request.