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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    It is only a matter of time until the bond market vigilantes come for Rachel from Accounts. The UK sell off is gathering pace as nobody wants to lend money to these incompetents. This chart was yesterday and it was still going up this morning:

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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    Hmm. I'm thinking of withdrawing my money and keeping it in Family Circle tins buried around my gardens.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Socialists don't generate money shocker <rofl>
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    In all honesty you are best off gifting it to friends & family & blowing the rest on holidays & fun days out .

    If you die the government will **** you & your inheritees.

    If that's not a real world it should be
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

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    <doh> The facts appear to indicate that in six months they have already become worse than the Tories.

    Nobody wants gilts unless they are paying 5% and Rachel from Accounts is going to have to find money from somewhere to pay the interest on the billions of debt that she added to the National Debt in her disastrous Budget. Today the 10 year gilt is trading at 4.84%, the 20 year gilt is 5.16% and the 30 year gilt is 5.24%.

    When your private pension fund and your bank are in trouble it won’t be the Tories to blame...
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

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    That would be a very bad idea. The value of your money is falling with every passing day due to inflation and deliberate devaluation of the currency.

    A sensible person would go out and spend the money while it still has some value or use it to buy gold, which cannot be devalued because the Bank of England cannot print more of it.
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

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    Who is deliberately devaluing our currency? I'm not really up on fiscal matters.

    I spend, spend, spend and give plenty to charity, expecting my accountant to tell me I'm broke, but then more money lands in my bin.
     
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    The ****s steal them as it is so there's no market there
     
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  9. DMD

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    Isn't that pianos, not organs?

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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It amazes me that plebs, even after over, what, 2 centuries of capitalism, still think that that unatural system is beneficial to them and the rest of human kind.

    Drip drip drip.

    Wake the fùck up.

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  14. DMD

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    Most senior Cabinet members abstain from voting upon the Grooming Gang Investigation amendment!

    Keir Starmer Angela Reyner Rachael Reeves David Lammy Ed Miliband, and Wes Streeting ...

    all ABSTAINED from voting upon the amendment which would launch an investigation into the grooming gang scandal.

    All this whilst the rest of their party had been subjected to a three-line party whip

    https://x.com/astor_charlie/status/1877116312876437821
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

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    That's nonsense

    You live in the capitalist world you can't be this blind

    Capitalism is about continuous growth and leads to massive waste. Capitalists design products to fail so they can continue to grow on repeat custom and failing thst, the theft of capital the poor manage to scrounge together.

    Socialism is really about responsible management of resources. Billionaires with 16 planes is not a good use of resources.

    It's why Cuba and Venezuela can survive for decades with restricted access to resources due to embargo and the EU need to sook off Trump and Putin for energy despite their wealth
     
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    You guys notice all your post apocalyptic survivors are the socialists and the always hungry eating for no reason zomibies represent capitalism

    That's the tv ruined for you
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    All the plebs hate socialism until they need the NHS or they want their bank bailed out because Capitalism has fùcked the world once again or they can't get afford to buy house because all the social housing has been sold off in the name of capitalism or their water rates go up 20% PA because private was better than public or...well...they're just fùcking idiots.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I like the kind of socialists that lock up people for Facebook posts & let Pakis rape children & get a pass.

    Vote Labour x
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ah ha ha.

    It's sweet that you think the Labour party are socialists.

    Bless!

    :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Let me guess, that's not proper Socialism/ Communism/ Authoritarianism ?

    Delete the applicable
     
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