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Boris Bullshit.

 

Wonder which Tory donor will make a packet from this, and recycle it back in more donations to the Tory Party?

 

A feisty redhead on the right side of 13stone, what's not to like? Tubs would be punching well above his weight with her, and that's some weight. Personally I could go all SexPest with Angie, a spot of face sitting maybe?

 

She’s a strange looking thing but I would take a minge to the face if offered.

 

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something like that

 

Now that does not fit in with the loser left

 

Wear a mask while having sex, Canada's top doctor suggests.

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Skip kissing and consider wearing a mask when having sex to protect yourself from catching the coronavirus, Canada’s chief medical officer said on Wednesday, adding that going solo remains the lowest risk sexual option in a pandemic.

Dr Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen or vaginal fluid, but sexual activity with new partners does increase the risk of contracting the virus, particularly if there is close contact like kissing.



https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...anadas-top-doctor-suggests-idUSKBN25T2Y9?s=09

 

By the looks of her she'll have no problem solo ****ing herself off.

 

Does that mean I dont have to kiss the wife now?

 

So, she likes teabagging then?

 

She will be thrilled.

 

Now that is class photoshopping. Look and learn tinfoil hatters.

 

September 2020 derpy derpy derp