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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    sir kier starmer, the *****s choice

     
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  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    mass deportation fixes health service overnight

     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

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    Build more medical centres and train more doctors.

    Wahey!
     
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  4. DMD

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    Rupert Lowe is one of the best MP's in years.
     
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    *MPs

    Did I pop? Hope so.
     
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  7. DMD

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    ermmm didn't you know he sits with crows in his spare time. :emoticon-0126-nerd::emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    This is jizya.
    If you can't speak English/Welsh/Scots Gaelic/Kernow/Manx then you can't get a job. If you can't get a job you don't need a sicknote, you need deporting.
     
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  10. pieguts

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    <laugh> And you expected differently.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

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  13. DMD

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    Current research suggests that these polls underestimate the demise of Labour, as voters turn out in greater numbers when they feel they have a meaningful option, plus the youth vote, which was formally left wing is turning away from the mainstream in very big numbers, and that won't be reflected in the polls either.

    Those still backing dopey keef are celebrating the death of the Labour party. He's about the only person that could kill a government in such record time.

     
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    Tell me about it. I just found out William Wallace was American
     
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  15. Easter Road 1980

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    Was it Rangers or Celtic he played for?
     
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    I thought he was Australian.
     
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    That was Hitler
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    And Hitler was a short arsed ****tah.

    Willie Wallarse was 7' 5" and into bestiality only, especially with wild haggi roaming the Glens.

    I read that on the back of a matchbox.
     
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  19. DMD

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    Festive...

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