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Something tells me that won't be needed, bud, but I'll remain diligent all the same.

Merry Christmas to good, solid grammar.

 

Did I ever mention Warsaw is number three on my list of favourite cities?

Modlin is a superb airport. You can have a smoke right before boarding.

 

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He wasn't born in "Palestine".

 

All depends on who the father was.

 

https://theconversation.com/was-jesus-palestinian-243943

 

So you think 'God' might be European Caucasian? ... perhaps he was on an 18 to 30s jaunt to Palestine

 

Did Muhammad actually have a flying horse though ?

 

Well you seem to think he's Arabic.
I don't think God jhas a "race" to look like.

 

Jesus looked like a Klingon ... ... no wonder the Romans had it in for him ....

 

Likely appearance of Jesus of Nazareth according to a consensus of scholars and anthropologists

 

I'm sure you have a great comedy routine rehearsed , roasting Islam & Muhammad at your local Leicester "community" centre ready for Ramadan.

Short arsed , illiterate, epileptic , slave trader, *****phile, inbred warlord , swarthy, goat ****er flying horse pilot walks into a bar .

Bar tender asks , what you having bro ?

Muhammad cuts the bar tenders head off with a rusty butchers knife & drives his BMW 5 series into a bunch of innocent children & families at a German Christmas market, because he hates infidels.

Starmer then locks up a bunch of white Christian British peeps for posting about it on Facebook.

 

Think you need to work on it - comes across as a bit of a failed croupier, still living with his mum and with irrational xenophobic tendencies ... but if that's the look you are going for?

 

Have you been guzzling the mulled wine?

 

Don't know but he did **** a 9 year old when he was 53.

 

You should sip mulled wine dude ... don't go risking mouth blisters ... not on Christmas Eve ...

 

He looks very Jewish.

 

Many Palestinians do ... and vice versa ...

 

Your mum's dead move on you psycho blowhard loser

 

Lack of punctuation made that more nonsensical than insulting - which was presumably your intent?...

I'll raise a glass to her memory tomorrow, safe in the knowledge that I looked after her in her retirement - rather than having her look after me ... that must be so embarrassing...

 

Night night Simon - don't forget to leave your stocking out for mum ...