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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Do you still get Yorkies these days?

    Or are they deemed sexist?
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    400 MPs ... however gammons try to spin it ...
    1. an overwhelming majority of votes for one party or candidate in an election.
      "they won by a landslide"

    Landslide!!!!
     
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  4. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Landslide

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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    And the extreme left think Starmer and Lammy can handle him. <laugh>

     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It wasn’t an “overwhelming majority of votes”.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    They won by default. Voters didn't turn up. About 1 million of their own voters (me included) from "the worst defeat in history" didn't turn up.

    Labour believes otherwise. They think they won the argument.

    This just leads to a return of (a) Boris imo.

    If we look at Trumps return it's the same set up.
     
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  8. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Not so sure Johnson is the one, although people do seem to have short memories and might ignore the total ****ups and pisstakes from him.

    If the Tory’s want power they’d be better off trying to reinvent themselves with Farage the grifter at the helm. That is of course if Farage actually wants to lead and be held accountable, I strongly suspect he’s happy enough crying, bitching and of course grifting from the sidelines, he’d absolutely **** himself if he had to deliver anything he promises.
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Things could be a lot worse, mate.

    Reform are closing the gap all the time. Musk is throwing his weight (money) behind Farage. They’re right up there with every chance now according to the bookies. I don’t believe they’ve got any chance but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

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    Labour are here for one term. That’s it.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Imagine being stupid enough to want this **** in charge ffs

     
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  11. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^^ believes in the climate crisis and thinks cow farts are the problem.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The Tory party are dead , the last 20 plus years have been blatant lies about reducing the suicidal immigration self made problems that Blair & Brown started & every Tory leader that promised to reduce it.
    Boris imported about 6 million not including those that left .

    Both the Tory & Labour scum ****ed the country with the Covid bullshit.

    The pro immigration Nigerian diversity hire woman they installed , just like the Indian Billionaire spiv do not represent the British voters .

    Starmer openly hates the country it's citizens & serves his Globalist owners & is still clinging on to the 2016 woke Marxist bullshit that the rest of the World rejected .

    Farage isn't the solution it's just an illusion of choice but when the alternatives are Labour scum & Tory scum they will pick up votes .

    We will be in a recession in 5 years as Starmer takes a wrecking ball to the economy & it's citizens.

    The only way we can get back to anything resembling Britain is mass deportations & scrapping the suicidal net zero energy nonsense.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^ Thinks about Fartrage and gets a semi
     
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  14. Willhoops

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    Well this is how much contempt he has for his supporters, he thinks he can convince them semi skimmed milk is left wing and an attack on their freedoms.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Do you think he may possibly be joking & doing a little comedy bit ?

    <laugh>


    Semi skimmed milk is for ***s like low fat yoghurt & Pepsi max.

    Full fat full sugar for the win .

    I use butter & avoid seed oils where possible.

    Goose or beef fat to roast potatoes etc.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Bill Gates is involved in the frankenfood agenda , with his bug paste , 3d printed lab grown meat & fartless cow pellets.

    Cows eat grass when you start ****ing with nature & feed them pellets made of animal bones including cows you end up with mad cow disease & other horrible ****.

    We have no idea what the anti fart cow pellets will do to the milk that we drink so just like the Gates vaccines he gets rich from experimenting on the human race .

    Lefties will be owning the right by glugging down bottles of semi skimmed anti fart ****er milk on TikTok next.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Soylent Green is people!
     
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  19. DMD

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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

    Angela Rayner humiliated as councils say her big plan to build 1.5m homes is ‘impossible’
    Councils are warning Angela Rayner her housebuilding targets are 'wholly unrealistic' and could be 'impossible to achieve'.

    https://x.com/tlloydjones/status/1863649743135473893
     
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  20. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Fully costed they said, and the daft ****s believed them. <laugh>

    Labour has been ridiculed over the blizzard of ‘talking shops’ it has launched since winning the election.

    At least 67 reviews, consultations and taskforces have been set up by Whitehall departments in the first 150 days of the new Government – nearly one every other day.

    Even more have been promised, including in areas such as cutting the bloated benefits bill, that will not even begin until next year.

    https://x.com/MarkSeddon1962/status/1863863783095156925
     
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