British Politics spam thread

Someone should tell him "hitting hard" led to the deaths of 33 hostages and that may not count the ones the IDF shot while surrendering.

 

just what i wanted to hear and its easy to get them while they lounge in luxury in Dubia

 

Yup

As you age your short term memory declines but my long term memory is excellent.

Yup

As you age.....................fiddlesticks!!

 

It's an interesting one, because there's every chance they're already dead.

I reckon there's a few over there thinking 'Oh ****'.

 

See what happens when you meddle in other countries politics, karma is a bitch

 

Just ate two bags of chocolate coins. Do I feel guilty? Not in the slightest. I spent a large chunk of the day delivering provender to animal sanctuaries, meaning I deserve a treat.

Who else has scoffed some chocolate today? I need to know the details.

 

I had 3 refrigerated Mcvities Gold bars but they are tiny now , kind of like Caramac .

Pretty good

 

Every ****ing thing they touch.

Fully costed my arse.

 

Chocolate is strictly for wimmin, ****tahs, lezzers, trannies and *****s.

 

I had one Lindt and one Ritter from the cupboard where the missus has hidden them.

 

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There's Fosses landslide again

 

well I've eaten some like Mick Jagger did from Marianne Faithfull

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I do love a Caramac, especially chilled.

The bars you get in a multipack are too tiddly. I normally eat two to make up for it. When it comes to chocolate I am a piglet.

 

You are a dirty whore is what you are

 

Guilty as charged.

 

I once got so stoned I ate a giant airport duty free sized Toblerone in one sitting .

Impossible to eat from the fridge

 

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and so say all of us ave it slut