British Politics spam thread

'Jason' code

What a spastic

 

^^^^^^

Fizzing.

 

Four months after one of the biggest ever landslides. The Tories have gone above them and are already favourites for the next election. The Lib *****s aren’t moving on about 12% in the polls. They’ll always be around that. Reform continue to gain ground and are up to about 20%. Labour and Tories about mid 20’s just above in the polling.

Folk voted against the Tories rather than for Labour and look what we’ve been left with. Seems people have already decided that was a stupid idea.

 

Are you sure he’s not melting?

 

Bloody, Buggery, Bollocks, Brexit.

Where is the EU without German money?

 

I've still got a full head of hair. But yes, my castle is at risk.

 

Everybody greeted you with a jovial " Gor blimey guv'nor"

 

Execute.

 

Glad to see you're looking well, Ponders

 

Boris would have smashed Keith

 

100% mate.

At least Boris was funny when he was performing ****e. Two Tier is the most boring and useless PM we’ve ever had.

 

I prefer xml.

 

Jason code

If you're going to complain about something at the very least try to be competent in what you are complaining about.

 

He probably thinks code is still written in See.

 

Fancy a metal detecting weekender in your grounds?

 

Different department

 

Or jabbascript

 

The lefties ****ing hate having their conspiracy theory holed, and having to accept that people can see through this shambles of a government.