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  1. DMD

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    I added my previous quote below my text as I suspected the hard of thinking would wonder what I meant.

    I hadn't bargained on just how ****ing thick the boring old **** is. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Suffolk Coastal went Labour. About the 60th safest Tiry seat. Still they did have Grandma Gilles Coffey.
     
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    Tiry ?
     
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    Anyone else seen the funky Jaguar rebrand? It's all a bit wacky for my taste. I think I'll stick with Aston Martin.
     
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    I like the petrol can on the side
     
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    So you're now saying the remoaners were wrong for not accepting the vote? <doh>
     
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    And all the dags they stole.
     
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    Has anyone ever encountered a driver of one of these who isn’t a ****?
     
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    Remember in the run-up to the election how one of the parties was claiming to be the new party of law and order. They were led by some lawyer bloke. You know the one. Okay, so they are not going to turn around the crime statistics in less than 150 days but you would think that they would have taken an interest in them in the years that they have been MPs in their constituencies.

    So here are some interesting numbers, the crime statistics for the last year in England and Wales, in three constituencies:

    Highest: 89,446 offences in Cities of London and Westminster (245 a day).
    Second highest: 38,111 offences in Birmingham Ladywood (104 a day).
    Third highest: 36,090 offences in Holborn and St Pancras (99 a day).

    Just in case you are not familiar with the MPs in those three seats, Rachel Blake is the Labour MP for the crime capital, the Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood is the MP for Birmingham Ladywood and the Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is the MP for Holborn and St Pancras.

    Birmingham Ladywood was top of the list for violence and sexual offences (13,608) and Holborn and St Pancras was second top for theft from the person (7,309) behind London and Westminster (25,334).

    I wonder how many of those recorded offences were antisocial behaviour, the issue that the Home Secretary Yvette Cooper now seems keen to tackle. In London and Westminster it was 9,549 (10.7%).
     
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    A brief look at the political map of Kingston upon Hull shows that the wards represented by Labour on the local council seem to be almost exclusively the sink estates. The affluent parts of the city seem to be represented by Lib Dems. The Lib Dems currently run the council as more and more people decide that the loonies are incompetent.

    The ward where I live includes two sink estates and the Marxist leader of the Labour group represents it from his house in one of the affluent wards like a proper Marxist hypocrite, his big house funded by the plebs that vote for him. Just as bad as Two Jags, the late Socialist hypocrite windbag of the city.
     
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    From your incoherent ramblings there, we can conclude that you did remedial English.

    The land is only worth £3m if you sell it to someone to realise the cash. Just like Elon Musk is only really a billionaire if he sells all the equities that he holds to convert them to cash. How about The King? All that land that he ‘owns’ that is farmed and provides employment for people – should he just sell it to BlackRock and take the cash?

    If the Dyson family own loads of land and they are not running a farm then the Communists could just change the law to specifically target wealthy land owners that have bought land simply as a tax dodge. There are probably people at the Treasury that own land for the same reason so it is unlikely that they would recommend such a tax law. How about repealing Starmer’s Tax Free Pension law that only benefits one person?
     
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    Those who need it most would be Civil Servants (like UK government spokesperson), nurses, doctors and train drivers (who only do a four day week for their above inflation rise).

    The triple lock will probably be a lot more than £1,700 after inflation takes hold thanks to the measures implemented by the lying Chancellor. Has anyone seen that £22bn black hole recently? It never quite became visible but we can see the £40bn one from the Budget.

    They need a really cold winter to kill off loads of pensioners during this year’s annual NHS winter crisis.
     
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