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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I've been besmirched!
     
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  2. Erik

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    moleman.jpg
     
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  3. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Americans are at the polls and we will soon know which numpty they have chosen to occupy The Oval Office. Their choice is irrelevant because the winner is the Elites, as it has been for the whole of this century so far.

    For at least the last two years, there has been no US President. Most reasonable people have now accepted that Joe Biden is a dementia-riddled incompetent and the Democrat machine is running America. Voters can replace him with an incompetent black women that cannot string together two coherent sentences, which will leave the Democrat machine running America towards disaster. Or they can bring back the orange man who has a different plan that does not add up to accelerate towards the same disaster.

    The Elites live in Maryland and work in the District of Columbia; the civil servants, special interests, think tanks and hangers-on who benefit from Big State and Big Spending absorbing all the dollars that can be raised. Money keeps getting created and passed to the Elites even though somebody in the future is getting the bill.
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    Anyone got a spare bradawl? I need to remove a large flange from the bulkflow helm. If the flange remains, I'll be faced with low pressure from the co-axial trunk cylinder. As you'll know, that will cause dioxide particles to enter the magnometer. The last thing I want is osmosis in the fragma tubing. It goes without saying that I will encase the entire system in tungsten mesh.

    It's turning out to be one of those days.
     
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    I've got a pencil sharpener if that helps?
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Trump wins, Kamala accepts defeat gracefully.

    Kamala wins......
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Deport

     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Same as Easter Bunny's tbf ... <laugh>
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    "Kamala wins" ... will do ...
     
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    Well he does glow a bit ... fake tanned and beyond ... looks like a roast gammon ... oh wait!
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Good luck avoiding being spotted with that face ... does one of his tats say "Criminal - please inform police" ? <laugh>
     
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    Sellotape mate ... job done <ok>
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    Skimmed it - but seemed to suggest "Go Kamala - we don't need no draft dodge donut" - with you <cheers>
     
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    The fake one they brought in is obviously not used to it. Or the smell.
     
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  16. DMD

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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

     
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    Many polling stations being invested for significant irregularities too.

     
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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

     
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