British Politics spam thread

Google translate said "Lost it - and not her virginity"

 

They all do

But they're rarely Turkish

 

How much do you think they can launder? Renting a place in London costs a ****ing fortune, and they're generally busy cutting hair. Why bother for laundering a few £ks a month?

 

google is run by shirt lifters, most live in Lesta or support them

 

'Do' or 'Don't' Wodger? ... you're getting people as confused as you obviously are ...

 

yep Lesta gays

 

Highbrow humour Wodge ... let me know when you make The Comedy Club ...

 

what dont understand English tosser

 

let me know when you grow a brain to compete

 

Real men don't shave, let alone get another dude to do it for them.

 

don't see any correspondence from confused only you

 

My guy is half Turkish half Albanian but the two younger guys he employs are both Turkish - had a good chat with them before my youngest went out there with her Uni mates in the summer...

 

Errrrmm... the blue duck is wearing cargo shorts?

 

but no ball Lesta gays like their triangle clean shaven to pass for 11 year olds

 

Illegal like you, the 2 younger ones cost extra for Lesta gays

 

Wheathampstead ... been here since 2006, Harpenden before that and a flat in St Albans over 25 years ago ... where abouts are you in my old gaf?

 

There's now 5 Turkish Barbers in my area about 2 mins walk from each other

Last one I spoke to was actually Iranian and was trying to get a visa here to go to the US

I don't know how easy that is but suffice to say he's been replaced at the shop

 

Can somebody else give Wodge some attention? I'm bored now ... but enjoying the chat with the grown ups ...

.... would help if you also possess a copy of "Pidgin English for Dummies" ... as Wodge is fluent

 

Civil servants will give documents away freely if there's a chance of young boy hanky panky

 

Lutterworth and spent a year in Ullesthorpe. Got an IT contract here 9 years and 10 months ago, stayed in hotels then rented a place as cheaper, then split with woman and moved up here.