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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Google translate said "Lost it - and not her virginity" <laugh>
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    They all do

    But they're rarely Turkish
     
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  3. Toby

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    How much do you think they can launder? Renting a place in London costs a ****ing fortune, and they're generally busy cutting hair. Why bother for laundering a few £ks a month?
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    google is run by shirt lifters, most live in Lesta or support them
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    'Do' or 'Don't' Wodger? ... you're getting people as confused as you obviously are ...<laugh>
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    yep Lesta gays
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Highbrow humour Wodge ... let me know when you make The Comedy Club ...
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what dont understand English tosser
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    let me know when you grow a brain to compete
     
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    Real men don't shave, let alone get another dude to do it for them.
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't see any correspondence from confused only you
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    My guy is half Turkish half Albanian but the two younger guys he employs are both Turkish - had a good chat with them before my youngest went out there with her Uni mates in the summer...
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    Errrrmm... the blue duck is wearing cargo shorts?
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but no ball Lesta gays like their triangle clean shaven to pass for 11 year olds
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    Illegal like you, the 2 younger ones cost extra for Lesta gays:emoticon-0105-wink: :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    Wheathampstead ... been here since 2006, Harpenden before that and a flat in St Albans over 25 years ago ... where abouts are you in my old gaf?
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    There's now 5 Turkish Barbers in my area about 2 mins walk from each other

    Last one I spoke to was actually Iranian and was trying to get a visa here to go to the US

    I don't know how easy that is but suffice to say he's been replaced at the shop
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    Can somebody else give Wodge some attention? I'm bored now ... but enjoying the chat with the grown ups ...

    .... would help if you also possess a copy of "Pidgin English for Dummies" ... as Wodge is fluent
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    Civil servants will give documents away freely if there's a chance of young boy hanky panky
     
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    Lutterworth and spent a year in Ullesthorpe. Got an IT contract here 9 years and 10 months ago, stayed in hotels then rented a place as cheaper, then split with woman and moved up here.
     
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