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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^jealous because he's bald
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    They're pretty ****ing good at cutting hair. There must be easier ways of laundering money.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    My Turkish barber does a fabulous hot towel, wet shave as well as haircuts and if you go midweek you also get a black wax facial exfoliant ... extremely good value and you also get a gratis Turkish coffee which is as smooth as my jaw after the shave ...

    Do you perchance go for the rollers and blue rinse... like Wodger? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Gonna guess... haircuts ... <whistle>
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Not a single one accepts card tho do they?
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    Ismail did on his birthday ...
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  8. Mind The Duck

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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    yep your here
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Maybe but he pays taxes, which you and them don't, or you would be complaining too
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Brilliant Wodge... there are no flies on you ...




    (likely velcro ... same as your shoes) .. <laugh>
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Three new barbershops in a little town that just had one barbershop for decades. No customers. Hmm?
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you related
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    But flies love **** hence they love you

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I know what you mean tbf ... same where I live, which is a fairly affluent part of Hertfordshire (St Albans district) ... only difference perhaps being that there seem to be plenty of customers - I don't bother going at the weekend due to the wait ..
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you must be the bin man there
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Whoosh...... straight over the thing at the top of your (red) neck ...

    ... and not at all predictable :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    a million of the fekkers cant be wrong Lesta **** stinks
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    ... still better than your needy 'never bin' man...
    <laugh>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Oh dear Wodge ... I don't live in Leicester as has just been made patently clear ... is it that time? ... do you need to leave post-it notes to yourself around your care assisted bed-sit?
     
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