British Politics spam thread

"Next bribe please"

 

Can't ****ing wait

 

You should use the word avalanche mate, they are much more destructive

 

Bless him, he's been trying for ages with that. He obviously feels it's wind up or something. I think yours is the first response.

 

I know, he's been trying for days so i had to throw him something

 

Say something racist

 

I would have to take advice on what to say from somebody who is.

 

The whole lot of them are kiddie fiddlers who try their best to hide the truth. Then we have Pumpy that desperate to get a man cos no person would mount that piss stained, fish smelling, disease, riddled skank, Butt here will be those that won’t be that fussy as police records have shown, they will poke and mount festered ones, once they have swatted the flies around it. So long as she will dress as an 11-year-old, Let's face it Tubbys not up to it with his 3 inches of soft and squidgy cheesy dipper.

 

LIVE: Starmer ‘Allegedly’ Broke 2024 Election Laws



There should be an Independent! Police investigation into Starmer’s relationship and dealings with Lord Ali, something smells worse than Pumpys fish stall
I do hope he's going to face the full force of the law

 

Nah ... more than happy with ...

Landslide!!!!!

 

Riveting conversation from Tubby wake me up when it buggers off

please log in to view this image

 

Think you're beyond waking ... and I've been here since 2011 so you might be in for a long wait ...

 

please log in to view this image

 

You wish ...

 

FFS

please log in to view this image

 

Wearing a gold watch would be so infra dig.

 

It's probably made out of plastic

 

You can usually tell by the weight, if it's quite light don't buy one