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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Neither am I really mate <laugh> - but couldn't stand the nepotistic, greedy, self-serving Tories ...

    ... but Starmer has managed to resolve the junior doctors and train drivers disputes, scrapped the absolutely barmy Rwanda nonsense ... and swiftly dealt with those racially motivated outbreaks of civil disorder ...
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    Ooh, I love these.

    House of the Rising Sausage
    Break on through (to the other sausage)
    Bohemian Sausages
     
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    Free sausages for all except 3rd and 4th born children
     
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  4. DMD

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    Smells like teen sausage.
     
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    I'm a curious little chap who leaves the weightier debates to the top dogs.
     
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    Night sausage to Cairo.
     
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    House of the Rising Sausage
     
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    The Beatles classic...All you need is sausage.
     
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    Hmm. How much are those pay rises going to cost us? I'm hearing major job losses in the NHS to pay the quacks. It's a real pickle, that's for sure.
     
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    Already done, squire.
     
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    Certainly not £37billion ...
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    Top 'Dog' Keir ...
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

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    Girls just wanna have sausage
     
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    When two sausages go to war.
     
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    Like a Rolling Sausage
    Papa's Got a Brand New Sausage
    Bittersweet Sausage
     
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    SOS ...age
     
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    How deep is your sausage.
     
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    He needs to sort out immigration, both legal and illegal. The sums involved are eye-watering.

    Yvette Cooper. Deary me.
     
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