British Politics spam thread

Did the PM mention the small boats crisis? I've not had time to watch the whole speech yet. I'll watch it later when I'm having my casserole.

 

No idea Ponderoony! Been out galavanting (not).

 

i am too, do you want to reply to the questions asked

 

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Rogered

 

Landslide ...

 

Bit of an insult to stupud boring racists tbh - all the charisma of the goo between tiles in derelict public toilets

 

Have you asked Rogered how long the recovery time is?

 

oh, that's the goo that drips out of your rectum when you visit the public toilets looking for sausage

 

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note you can normally walk straight again after 3 days of being gang raped, so the NHS report along with the foreigners of that persuasion

now we know why you want free movement

 

she likes sausage, and could take CHARLIES whole hand and love it Dirty hussy Dildoberto

 

Lost your spark there Rog, oh well it was good whilst it lasted.

 

Answer never now Labour have got in they will milk her money dry

 

hallo mate nice to see your smiling face, even though you're a fugly bugger i still like you,

 

It's just constant **** ups from sausage fingers Starmer.

 

IT WOULDN'T BE IF I STRANGLED THE THIEVING KENT