British Politics spam thread

hey tubby your local laundry mat has a special on for turban cleaning, especially if it hasn't had someone wiped their sweaty hairy arse on it

 

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At last Hoops has seen the light hurrah , come into the light my friend , don't be afraid Reform will love even a former sinner like you, we won't hurt you, nice to have you on board all your former sins are admonished

 

Now we all know where they will put them, right up their chutney channel

 

snouts in the trough again Liebour wont change

 

I expect the only way I’d vote reform is after a labotomy.

 

I will never down your sweaty minge go give it away down Pompey docks I've heard there are migrants down there that will take a wrinkly stinky one like you on

 

Will my boy I know you are starting to see the light, you know them nasty fekkers lied to you and are still doing so, From this date onward I will not scold you for I have seen goodness in your heart, but are unwilling to admit it, surrounded by the former morons who you ran with,

 

Hoi slut stop trying to sell your wears on here, back to the docks with you Jezebel or like Miss Abbott you rang Jezzas bell

 

Labour made their choice, immigrants over elderly. am sick of hearing about this 22BILLION POUND BLACK Hole!!!... Stop giving our money to other countries and illegal immigrants and start looking after our own elderly, sick and homeless. Simple A pensioner on £11,500 does not need £300 but a politician on £400,00 and a multi millionaire needs £20,000 for clothes and glasses would be funny if not so serious.BENEFITS Fraudsters are being imported by HM Boarder Force on daily ferry service. labour the smug party with no ideas

 

Is it just me that's getting turned on

Filthy^^^

 

yep mate you like a bit of filth eh see Pumpy she's willing for a shilling

 

Free gear keir
Why didn’t they go after the fraudsters before they went after the pensioners. Crack down on crime, isn't entering this country illegally a crime ffs Going after pensioners cold weather payments instead of doing what everybody wants in Stopping the Boats !!!
They hadn’t been in number 10 for 14 years for nothing, who in there right mind voted for Labour. Can someone explain why Starmer declared £99,000 earnings but only paid 25% tax ? This catastrophic government is so transparent, Starmer is refusing to provide details of the £22 billion black hole and refusing to reveal the true cost of illegal economic migrants. Oh yeah, a really transparent government.There is never optimism with socialism

 

OOPS SEE THEY HAVE ALL DONE A RUNNER NOW THAT THERE ARE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

 

****ing hell

 

The Prime Minister called for the release of the "sausages" in Gaza. He meant hostages.

I thought it was funny.