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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know how she is these days, seeing as I dumped her for a 21-year-old dental nurse.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Eh?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    All is well that ends well.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    That's the legendary Toad rearer, Harvey Denton.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

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    He's now giving her fillings.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Did the dental nurse have a larger cock?

    God, you're so shallow.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Most will be guessing Israel are desperate for a reaction that leads to war and America rescuing them.

    I think this very cleaver terrorist attack by Israel was supposed to be held back in the event of a ground invasion of Lebanon but pressure was on Adolf Netanyahu to deflect from Yemen landing missles in Tel Aviv the other day.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

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    Worse things happen at sea.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Skin cancer ?
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Every single thing they touch. <laugh>

     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I think they're talking about the ****ed up one that omitted things like service industries too.

    Remainers still don't know what they voted for. <laugh>

     
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Apparently he's getting Epstein's old cell. I wonder if they'll find another murdering ex cop for him to share it with.

     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Hezbollah Ken.

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  16. pieguts

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    ^^^^ Custards carer has overslept this morning. He’s not usually allowed access to the internet this early.
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Got dentist in a bit so morning off.
     
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  18. pieguts

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    I have a day off and need to get my arse in gear and do something.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    It's trans Ken.
     
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