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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It would probably be more beneficial to just try & learn to read & speak English rather than the ridiculous ****** English.

    There's probably a Cambridge University course to get posh people to speak fluent pidgin so they can blend in at Nottinghill carnival
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    Maybe they saw you in the pub earlier.
     
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    Sounds like bullocks to me ...
     
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    King Starmer getting tough on the NHS
     
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    True dat
     
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    It's an ill wind..........................
     
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    I'm talking about bovines, not women.
     
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    The French colonised Haiti until a bloody uprising where the Frogs were booted out .
    Raping & eating women & babies murdering every last white person .

    It's basically Wakanda now since they have been self governing .

    These above all people should not be allowed to live in any white man's countries
     
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    There are lies, damn lies and statistics...

    This one works very simply because of the percentage of voters that each party is represented by on the chart. LAB equals 34; CON equals 24; REF equals 14; and LD equals 12. Where is the graphic for ‘Others’ like the Greens, the SNP and the abstainers? Where do they get the cretins that were unsure? Either Sir Keith Stalin is a liar or he is not.
     
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    <doh> I thought Trump meant Springfield where Homer Simpson lives...
     
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    Hey Flat earthers, Billionaire Jared Isaacman has just left the spaceship
     
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    How do the cows get served in the pub? Surely the landlord asked them for photo ID to prove that they were over 18 and turned them away for showing him pictures of Ermintrude.

    I would be amazed if you could find any cows walking home from the pub in London. In fact, I would be amazed that you could be out in London with a mobile phone and not have been hacked to pieces by some Sadiq Khan voter with a machete wanting to steal it. Obviously you cannot be a Sadiq Khan voter with a machete or the cows would have stayed away.
     
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    Shut up you tart.
     
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    He thinks he has left a spaceship. He is actually floating around in some huge aircraft hanger in the middle of the Arizona desert with images of the stars being shown on the walls and roof and the flat earth beneath him.

    When he gets back on the flat earth he will find that Rachel Reeves has cut off his winter heating allowance and wants him to pay more taxes.
     
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    Fact check:

    There is more than one way to skin a cat.

    Verdict: TRUE
     
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    The original origins of the European Union were a cartel formed to create uniformity in the jobs and production of Europe’s coal and steel industries with the intention of preventing Germany leading Europe back to another war.

    It has not been working very well of late, with large parts of Europe dependent upon the German manufacturing colossus, which is now in decline due to energy price inflation; and German funding it to buy its products.

    Q: So how has Germany sought to handle its immigration problems, which have seen voters switch to ‘far right’ populist parties at recent elections?

    A: It has introduced border controls to check who is coming to and going from Germany.

    Hang on, is there not some EU agreement called Schengen that allows everyone Freedom of Movement across the EU? There is but it includes a clause that allows for exemptions in particular circumstances, which have even been used previously by the likes of France. Oh dear, it looks like Germany might have started the destruction of the EU without firing a broomstick. And they all thought Farage was a crackpot warning about unlimited immigration. Merkel invited them all in.
     
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