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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Big spender are you?
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Jimmy Dimly is launching a bid to lead the Tories<laugh>
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Then you're first against the wall
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    More "spent" to be honest.
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Cleverly just said, he was the first prime minister to visit Israel, after the October terrorist incident.

    What a Din
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... that is particularly smelly...
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Turkey joining BRICS

    *****lia refusing to serve an arrest warrant on Putin, instead rolling out a red carpet for him, despite being a member of the ICC

    Watford getting pumped

    **** couple of days for @Toby
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    A lot of long words that all together means 'no'.

    Despite all the things that actually need sorting, they're going to tackle something, even though they have no idea what it is. <doh>

     
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  10. Toby

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    You can't stop failing, can you?
     
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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    By all accounts it was a 1 nil pumping
     
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    Does that dog own a ****ing mirror? She always looks like a sack of spuds whatever she wears.
     
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  14. DMD

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    I read someone describing Jess Phillips as always looking like she's just finished a 12 hour shift at the chippy. <laugh>

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    She’s as rough as arseholes
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    aaand another ill-thought **** up.

     
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  19. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    FFS, she couldn't even get that right. <doh>

    Unfortunately, Lee, the Labour Party does have a definition of Islamaphobia It's just so insane, that even Angela Rayner doesn't want to read it aloud

    The All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims defined Islamaphobia as "rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness."

    So, if a Muslim perceives you as being Islamaphobic, then you are

    Some of the examples given of Islamapohibc offences include: - 'conspiracies about Muslim entryism in politics,' - 'Accusing Muslims as a group, or Muslim majority states, of inventing or exaggerating Islamophobia' - 'Accusing Muslim citizens of being more loyal to the ‘Ummah’ (transnational Muslim community) or to their countries of origin, or to the alleged priorities of Muslims worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations' - Disagreeing with the establishment of a Palestinian state, or Kashmiri independence - Saying 'Muhammed [was] a *****phile' - Saying that 'Muslims [spread] Islam by the sword' - Saying Muslims are guilty of 'subjugating minority groups under their rule' (i.e. Jews) - To 'characterize Muslims as being ‘sex groomers’,'

    So, Labour have already signed up to a defacto blasphemy law, which immunises Muslim interest groups and religious texts from criticism Some of these "Islamaphobic" statements are in the Quran and Hadiths, by the way

    https://x.com/Con_Tomlinson/status/1830649872669700334
     
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  20. DMD

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    She's ****ing crackers. <laugh><laugh><laugh>

     
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