British Politics spam thread

'They' will definitely have a 'rowing' crew for the coxless fours ...

... but no chance of winning because Kusstard will be holding the wrong end of the oar!

 

I am sure that you meant “sought after”.

Sought = to try and acquire or gain; past participle of ‘to seek’.
Sort = to put things in order or group; a type or kind of something.

 

That Grade F you got at CSE English really has not done you very well in life, has it?

 

Scottish Education System was far superior so I wouldn't know

 

I know.

 

https://x.com/myswearyaccount/status/1829302465109316059

 

Wetherspoons boss defends pre-flight drinking in row with Ryanair

Kiwi runs successful chain of pubs that sell cheap booze, including an outlet at an airport used by Ryanair.
Paddy runs successful airline that sells expensive booze to passengers on his planes.
Paddy blames Kiwi for drunken unruly behaviour by people on his planes.
Kiwi points out that his pubs only generate 33 per cent of their airport sales from alcohol.
Paddy points out that his trouble passengers are at four airports (Liverpool, Manchester, Glasgow and Edinburgh).
Kiwi points out that he only has a pub at one of those airports.
Paddy points out that most of the trouble is on flights to/from party destinations like Ibiza.

It seems that Paddy’s real problem here is that his customers all enjoy a cocktail of booze and drugs before they get on his planes so he is not making money charging them for it mid-flight. Paddy could refuse to let drunks on his planes (staff training) just like Kiwi is legally obliged to not serve drunks (staff training).

They need to get Sir Keith Stalin to resolve this problem. Stop drinking, smoking or taking drugs in airports or on planes in British airspace.