British Politics spam thread

MAGA were?

 

And the fake burger flipper was telling everyone Joe was fine.

 

Starmer has stuck it on his bedroom ceiling and ****s off to it at night

 

No you idiot, the wee ****ing gimp in YOUR post

 

Did Biden claim you could have an abortion in 6 states once the baby was born?

 

But...but...they're all coming to do the jobs the lazy Brits won't do...aren't they?

 

No but he did start talking about abortion then slid into murderous Mexicans in the same sentence

 

A Colombian dude has been given four months inside for upskirting at the British Museum.

Will we charge Colombia for keeping this prick in prison? Will he be deported once his sentence is served? I fear the answer is no for both.

 

Do the Spanish charge us, because they've arrested 10 of our boys for international drug smuggling

I wonder how many scumbags we have in Spain?

Bring em home I say

 

I was not aware Angela Rayners son and daughter in law were porn stars...

 

Too right they should charge us for any British malefactors caught doing wrong on their shores.

 

Worth watching?

 

If I knew I mightve voted

 

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

Unemployed migrants are costing us over £8 billion a year. That's a shocking amount.

Good luck sorting that, Prime Minister.

And yes, other countries should send back jobless Brits.

 

Hmm.

 

If the Tories actually processed their claims instead of using the delays to make their mates richer/using immigration to gain support it would have cost much less. Their mates providing hotels were making approx 100% profit on each room, that boat cost a ****ing fortune, etc...