British Politics spam thread

To be fair, worked for Rooney

 

^^^^

 

Harris faked her CV, by claiming...she worked at McDonalds. McDonalds have checked and said did she ****.

What a thing to lie about on a CV for President.

 

Scripted Q&A's and they still have to trim the whole thing to 18 minutes, with three of them talking, and this is the 'highlight' they've released as a teaser.

 

Is Starmer really as weak and incompetent as he's come across so far, or is he trying to gish gallop and throw a lot of none issues into the mix to keep the conversation away from the main issues people are concerned about, because he has no desire to tackle them any time soon?

 

How apt

You posted a pic that was a lie. You could have checked but chose to believe a pic with bright colours in it instead

 

Maybe she had various aliases? I gather certain types use them to claim benefits fraudulently.

 

It does what now?

 

Yup, ban smoking and the treasury doesn't get my voluntary £8 per day taxation (or whatever amount they take out of my daily £10.51)

 

Just imagine if the whole of the UK stopped smoking, drinking, driving (or forced to stop by whatever government is in charge at the time banning them) taxes for everyone would go through the roof and the NHS would still be overwhelmed with this country's obesity problem. The government would have to bring in a fatty food/processed food tax.

 

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Smoking is lovely. I'm enjoying my Old Holborn at this very moment. Twinned with a cup of Ethiopian beans and you have bliss.

I'm much better, by the way.

 

Callum's stopped more migrants than the Government has.