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I don't smoke and I have never driven. You, however, might take a long hard think about your obesity and what that costs the NHS, the biggest drain. ****ing muppet

 

And unlike tobacco that is a net gain to the government, the chubsters are a financial burden.

 

Hmm... why you looking up locations you can keep kiddy porn in exactly?

But to keep you from making a mistake...

• Child pornography
  It is illegal to create, acquire, store, or move child pornography across the Russian border, including online. This law also applies to drawings of minors.

On another note Ukraine lost an F16 and are currently saying it was shot down by...friendly fire

 

****ing hell, surely even his supporters must be wondering about his judgement. I thought barristers worked on facts and process.

Fact Check:
23-24 Tobacco Tax receipts £8.6b,
Smoking related disease cost to NHS £2.2b.
£6.4b profit so stop smoking outside.
Cost of Obesity to NHS 23-24 £6.5b,

leave smokers alone ban Fatties from Fast Food & Soda Pop. Smokers subsidise Fatties to tune of £6.4b a FACT. #FKS Courtesy of @WarIsComingNow

https://x.com/HoodedClaw1974/status/1829232642371334236

 

I thought my days were up earlier. Had the vomiting bug, the trots, the sweats, high blood sugar, and withdrawals from being unable to keep my myriad meds inside. I don't think I've ever felt so poorly in my life.

Now I'm in the garden, having a puff and watching the bats. A good night's kip should see me okay.

See ya later.

 

Big, wobbly, fat, greedy, ****ers should be tasked with losing weight or losing their benefits.

 

Stopping outdoor smoking will have zero impact on the NHS.

 

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And they should be sterilised to stop them having 17 kids and claiming more and more benefits off the hard working, honest taxpayers. Fat ****ing lazy bone idle ****ing blobs.

 

Currently loving the change of all the Not606 Wokerati becoming neo-cons and all the Not606 Gammon becoming communists on the back of Kim Jung Starmer becoming emperor

Lolzy

 

Kamala Harris has been sat doing a long interview with CNN. Despite it being fully scripted and pre-recorded they can only create 18 minutes of usable footage which is going to have a good percentage of the interviewer asking the questions. No wonder she's avoiding live questions, never mind the debates with Trump.

 

She's a bit of a goof when you hear her speak

Mike Obama would have nailed it

 

We have had a few cases of multipl stabbings and the odd military man beheaded by illegal imigrants and the Governments just shake their heads in sadness and carry on.
Germany have just had one (1) multipl stabbing and the Government is acting immediately and decisively to kick out any illegals including those that have entered Europe via another safe country where they should have registered first.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewlzkq5x74o

 

Germany is poised to slash benefits for migrants arriving from other EU countries to ‘bed, bread and soap’.

 

We don't need "the powrs of the EU", it's international law that an assylum seeker should register in the first safe country they reach.

 

So you wanted to remain in the EU where most of our illegals are coming here from?
Smart girl