British Politics spam thread

I was up with the goldfinches at 04.45. They do love their sunflower hearts to start the day.

I also fed the mice some crushed peanuts.

The badgers, the fox and the hedgehog have all enjoyed their nosebag.

There is no better start to the day.

 

Are you dr Dolittle?

 

By the standards of the mainstream media, it was a mostly peaceful event.

 

Hic...

 

Aye, fancy, I'm posting about politics on a thread about politics. How confusing is that for some people? It does raise a question over why they keep opening the thread. What do the dopey ****ers expect to see on a politics thread?

It's telling that my posts are only a fraction of the **** ups by various governments, and the lefties have no credible response to any of them, and instead just try to make it about daft little ole me.

I must be well over the target.

 

Can't see much point in posting about USA politics on here. The only sensible option is Trump of course as he's less likely to go starting any wars in the Middle East. That's about the only difference between the two.

 

Was that before or after you made mad passionate love with them all?

 

If it's all out war that you're after bring back Barnsack Obampot and Toeknee Thatcher.

The two biggest warmongering criminal leaders ever.

 

'Mostly peaceful' They have a softly softly approach to the event too, so the figures are artificially low.

Diversity (of the justice system) is our strength.

 

There are consequences as we an Europe will have to trade with them, plus as we saw with Blair, they can drag is into conflicts with long term consequences, especially if it's the democratic puppet that gets to be the face of America.

 

Just listened to Starmer's splutterings.

Have we ever had such a weak ineffectual leader of the Country who is so far removed from the electorate?

 

I must have the most beautiful dentist in the whole of the UK. She is stunningly attractive and lovely to speak with and turns out she is suffering with the same issues with her lower spine and legs. We chatted for ages.

Honestly I even love her inflicting pain on me, it's an absolute pleasure. "Take as many x-rays as you like my gorgeous"