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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    That's cos you're a piss head
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    **** off dyke.
     
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  3. Uncle Colm

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    When have I ever repeated any of those?
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

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  9. pompeymeowth

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    Chokey 5 years for him, a nasty individual.
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

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    Lyrics from 1985 but still true afaik:

    If you take part in direct action or the police don’t like the look of you; you are likely to get arrested
    Here’s some things to and not to do
    You don’t have to say anything, nothing, but it is advisable (but still your choice) to give your name, address and date of birth, and then say nothing else
    If you don’t give them this you'll find they will only hold you for longer
    While they establish your identity, but if you have been previously convicted
    Then don’t give your date of birth, for you are on their computers in birth order
    Then you are not obliged to answer any further questions at all
    Most people that are caught are sussed out by their own evidence
    The police are cunning but thick, don’t hand it to them on a plate
    You don’t have to give your fingerprints, make them apply for a warrant
    This sometimes is refused - especially if the evidence is flimsy
    Never let them take your photograph this is only compulsory after
    You have received a prison sentence, so don’t let them tell you different
    You can demand suitable food; you might not get it "keep on asking"
    You are entitled to make phone calls but the bastards won’t let you
    Remember the arresting officer’s number, or any scum that treat you badly
    Make a legal complaint afterwards. Look bored - but stay polite
    When they question say "no comment", don’t admit to any weakness
    They are bastards trained by bastards
    To protect, detect, and prevent, us and our like from questioning
    Let alone, threaten the power that they cherish
    Whatever you go through in a police cell is nothing compared to the suffering inflicted by Governments
    The state destroys, tortures and murders, we must stop them, using force if necessary
    Remember that and good luck

     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    " afaik". Chortle. :emoticon-0136-giggl

    https://www.gov.uk/arrested-your-rights/giving-fingerprints-photographs-and-samples

    https://www.claims.co.uk/knowledge-base/police/police-taking-fingerprints
     
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    Train unions talking of turning down Starmer's gift. No wonder the tories told them to **** off. <laugh>

     
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  20. Uncle Colm

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    Has he tried leaning against Jeremy Corbyn to compensate for his insecurities? :emoticon-0143-smirk

     
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