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They're all the same but Labour are also much worse, whilst Fartrage and Trump are amazing.

It all makes sense.

 

Your vote counts in a democracy.

 

And extremely fortunate for Skegness.

 

So Ursula has secured another 5 years, Labour got into power and cult hero Trump was shot. What a wonderful world we live in, although we could all be in danger of drowning in those salty tears

 

They’d probably beat me to death for hiding my horns.

 

Worse things happen at sea I suppose

 

The EU is ****ed and finished.

It sounded a good idea in theory but in practice, complete ****ing disaster.

**** the EU

 

So, what's changed?

 

Correct

That is the one constant from all of the lying, hypocritical politicians and parties.

 

Tory policy continues

 

I'm actually hoping Trump gets elected President.

Can you imagine Bammy Lammy (the twat that can't count) meeting up with his Orange Hitler fascist

The speshul relationship ****ed for good with any luck.

 

Five more years for someone who, as German defence minister, presided over the relentless deterioration of Germany’s armed forces. Just as well Putin has been invading anyone recently.

 

They may just find themselves in need of some lubricating oil in there.

 

5 years for being annoying

Very liberal

 

These were more than annoying, so five years is the starting point. It's cross party too as they all agreed, and some wanted even more.

 

It's a good job they've a decent Vice President to fill the breach.

Can you imagine the conversations between her and Joe?