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  1. DMD

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    I didn't realise Joe started his political career in the UK.

     
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    More coherent
     
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    If plod ignored all the calls about a weird looking guy ending up on the roof with a rangefinder and a rifle, I don't think they'd give a **** about some 20 year old incel not getting home for his tea. <laugh>

     
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    Hmm, Trumps heading up, Biden's heading out, and suddenly Mike's doing pressers....

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    Oh aye, sounds plausible. <laugh>

    So, will Barry puppeteer Mike?

     
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    Oooh look, a rabbit hole. :emoticon-0100-smile



     
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    Various MP's, including Lammy have made comments that should have them cringing if Trump wins the US election.

    Nandy and Keith go on a private jet at our expense to watch the footy, clocking up emissions.

    Virtual tumbleweed from the lefties and the media.

    Farage trips over to see his mate, who has just survived an assassination attempt, and whose support we're going to be glad of, and the media have a meltdown because he's not in Clacton for the weekend. <laugh>
     
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    It was amusing to read a short piece in the Telegraph by Isabel Oakeshott: How I learnt to love Britain’s scruffiest seaside resort

    She quickly answered all those that had mocked her on social media (mostly Twatter) when her partner Richard Tice became an MP for an area of Lincolnshire that includes Skegness. They figured she would not be able to cope.

    So she went to Skegness, had an ice cream from the Mr Whippy van near the pier – “twice the size and half the cost of what they sell at the van by the London Eye” – and found the people friendly and the English and Union flags being flown by people who are “still proud to be British”. I wonder how many of her brain dead critics have ever been to Skegness.
     
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    Fortunately I haven’t. I’m sure it’s great though.
     
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    Less than a fortnight into the new Labour government disaster and it should already be abundantly clear what a disaster it will be with The King’s Speech heralding 40 new Acts of Parliament that should be pushed through the Commons easily with Dame Beer Korma’s huge majority and meet little resistance in a Lords dominated by Leftie peers (the remaining hereditary peers soon to be ushered to the door).

    We can be assured that much of this legislation will be bad; and with little proper scrutiny we will be stuck with it until at least 2029. We may not even see any benefits from much of it before 2029 but experience the downside. The renationalisation of the railways without compensation will see the existing franchise owners invest nothing that cannot generate a return before their franchise expires, so the railways will deteriorate further.

    Combine the proposed Equality Bill, the Employment Rights Bill and the Football Governance Bill and the next England manager should be a black transgender Muslim earning as much as Pep Giordiola, getting sick pay for a week after every England game.

    I wonder whether the Budget Responsibility Bill will be enacted before Rachel Reeves gets to do her first budget. It would require the Office for Budget Responsibility – one of the worst forecasters known to British economics – to assess and approve the proposals. So, in essence, the unelected technocrats of the OBR would be doing the Budget.

    Dame Beer Korma has decided that he is going to send David Lammy to create a sovereign Palestinian State. That is one way to get rid of Lammy. It is just unclear whether it will be Mossad or Hamas with their finger on the trigger. The former won’t miss but the latter would rather hide behind him until the Israeli army shoots him.
     
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    It's claimed to be the shooter.

    Real or fake?

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    Are all UK politicians/parties still all the same, or has that changed, now Labour are in charge?
     
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    I can’t hear you now I’ve taped some cotton to my ear in support of our fearless leader who is different from the rest.
     
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    I was just wondering, what similar policies for example, Sadiq Khan and Nigel Farage might share?
     
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    Was at a wedding she attended years ago

    If I knew then what I know now I'd have chucked her in the River Tay
     
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