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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Matt easily makes more money than you drawing cartoons for the Telegraph. The sailors in Portsmouth probably do not pay much for five minutes with you, especially when they have to wait twenty minutes for the blue pill to work to get it up.
     
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    Tory whip John Pincher resigned after a ratarsed incident.<laugh>
     
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    The EU will fastrack Scotland if only to put the boot into Tubs de Pfeffel.
     
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    So now you're deflecting <doh> Have the wages of the working classes got anything to do with the current rate of inflation?

    Exactly. So shut the fck up you fcking pigeon.

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    ^^^^^^^^ Where Quartermongrel got his straight A in maths.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Don't be such a cross patch.

    Some women do like little dicks you know.
     
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    Spain will kick up **** if that were allowed you ****ing dumbassed cretin <laugh>
     
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    Got pissed and groped someone.

    Pretty tame by Tory standards.
     
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    Boy, girl or trannie?
     
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    But Diane Abbott though... :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    If there was an election tomorrow I doubt he'd hold his own seat.
     
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    Sounds like he'd prefer to hold another bloke's. :bandit:
     
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    Was he asking or did he order, the writer seems confused but second hand rumour can cause that.
     
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