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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    It just isn't. I recall growing up in the 60's and my mother saying " Horrible westher, I feel sorry for the poor visitors." They did have pacamacs in those days though.
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Tattyfilarious
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    We should have just let Hitler had his way with the white flag Frog collaborators.

    Would have been best all round for everyone.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    dasist.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Let's be honest, Hitler had some great ideas.
     
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  7. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Somebody tell Vorderperson and all the other delusional anti-Tories that their tactical voting made no difference at all to the election according to the country’s best known sephologist: Don’t be misled, Britain did not flock to Labour by John Curtice

    It was the worst share of the vote in the history of the Conservative Party with just 24 per cent. The previous worst was 29 per cent in 1832. Even worse than the 28 per cent that Labour got in 1983 with “the longest suicide note in history”. Labour only went ahead of the Conservatives after Partygate broke in December 2021 and they dropped seven per cent to 32.

    When Farage took control of Reform UK, 26 per cent of those that voted Conservative in 2019 switched to them.

    In Wales, support for Labour (who also run the devolved government there) fell by 4 per cent. Labour was up 17 points in Scotland where SNP support fell by 15. Labour lost big chunks of votes in Muslim seats and lost four seats to Independents. Labour’s huge majority includes an hundred marginal seats.
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

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    Looks AI to me :bandit:
     
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  10. QuarterMoonII

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    You are not allowed to mention how the National Socialist Party revived flagging industry in Germany in the 1920/30s after they refused to continue paying WWI reparations. If only they had not gone on tour.

    I see that Rachel Reeves already thinks that more house building is going to lead to economic growth – probably because she does not have any idea how she is ever going to put Britain top of the G7 for growth. She should have stuck to being the tea girl at the Bank of England as ultimately it will be back to the Magic Money Tree...
     
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  12. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    its the same **** everywhere, because theyre spraying everywhere

    they flooded the fking desert in dubai and the NPCs either pretend its normal or blame it on climate change

    climate change is the excuse for why theyre spraying (without permission from the democracy), but its not causing this weather, the spraying is





     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That your dinner old man? Meals on Wheels have gone down hill a bit
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I literally observed a double rainbow in a thunderstorm on Saturday in Suffolk.

    It's probably Jesus driving the chem trail planes
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

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    Record levels of crying today.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too right, mate. Particularly the Vichy French, dirty scum Nazi collaborating bastards the lot of them.

    Although, vichy french might be a soup and I've gone completely off on the wrong tangent.
     
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  17. Horny 4 Hamas

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    I’m sure they’re gutted but 411 seats should soften the blow.
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    That's a culinary delight for me.

    Followed by Butterscotch Angel Deshite <ok>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ gutted <laugh>
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    Because your **** flaps got got caught in your zip.

    Understandable you dumpy fat arsed lezzer.
     
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