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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Toby

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    LOOK AT ME!! TALK TO ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!!

    (If you make fun of me i'm winning. I'm always winning),
     
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    Will she start slinging out all the undesirables who wandered in under the Tories' woeful watch? I hope so, but I doubt it. They (MPs) are all spineless, powerless berks.

    Good luck, Yvette - you are going to need it.
     
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  4. Uncle Colm

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    Perhaps people decrying today's cabinet appointments might like to reflect that Nadine Dorries, factually incorrect on everything from how C4 is funded (it was her brief) to drunkenly blurting out that Blair had a resignation honours list (and many more whoppers in between) was a Secretary of State.

    Let that ****ing sink in. :emoticon-0112-wonde

     
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    Drunken auld whorebag
     
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    If you mean all theTories and their donors who profiteered from the Covid PPE VIP lane, then much as I'd like to see them deported, I'll just be happy to banish Tommy Robinson back to his parents' homeland of Eire in the manner of Shamima Begum for now. They're probably too woke to do that though. :rolleyes:
     
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    Fixed. <ok>
     
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    I wouldn't banish the Tories and their cronies - I'd hang them for gross incompetence, treachery, cowardice and greed.
     
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    Could we not banish them and get somebody else to do the hanging? I'm sure Putin could fix their tea for them or invite them to the twelfth floor of KGB Headquarters. They're no use to him anymore. :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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    They cost him a ****ing fortune too <laugh>
     
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    <rofl><rofl>

     
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    You also need some obese chainsmoking alcoholic orangutang in charge of Health too.
     
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    And exactly why would I boast about spending five weeks pounding the streets putting leaflets through letterboxes?
     
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    That's on par with being James Bond if you're a car park attendant, I suppose? :bandit:
     
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    <laugh>
     
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