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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    When the Exit Poll came out, no amount of waffling by John Curtice could disguise the fact that Starmegeddon was inevitable.

    Clearly Daisy Cooper, deputy leader of the Illiberal Undemocrats, has little understanding of how elections work. Speaking on the Beeb, she seemed to think that Ed Davey had improved the party’s vote share when it was quite clear that almost all the seats they were gaining were because the Conservative voters had stayed home or switched to Reform.

    What was immediately apparent when the first result was confirmed in Sunderland South, with Labour Shadow Education minister Bridget Phillipson retaining the seat, was that the turnout was only 51 per cent. The Labour share of the vote hardly moved while much of the Conservative vote transferred to Reform. So not much enthusiasm for Dame Beer Korma’s Changed Communists; and ‘none of the above’ got almost half by abstention.

    I switched it off and went to bed at 2am as I already knew the result and was fed up of the BBC putting Labour grandees like Mandelson and Hodge in the chair to tell bare-faced lies about what was actually happening when it was absolutely indisputably evident from the electoral returns. Millions of people were not switching to Labour – their vote was standing still.

    Will Dame Beer Korma be clocking off at 6pm today to go home to the kids like he reckoned?

    I bet the Lefties on here will have become quite silent in 100 days time...
     
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    Ohhh oh oh oh ohhh Mong Dull E.R and Ktard
    ....sing along
     
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    The lefties on here can't grasp why those that have been taking the piss out of them all this time, are still laughing and not raging and frothing.

    They'll never get it as long as they've a hole in their arse. <laugh>
     
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    Is there a lefty that's capable of bringing something new to this thread?

    It's just the same old crap that keeps on failing, yet the dopey ****ers go to the effort of coming here to keep on showing folk just how thick and boring they are. <laugh>
     
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    If you thought that this guy was the worst Foreign Secretary in British history:
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    Then here is the man that will plumb ever greater depths:
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    Has the Palestinian flag been raised over the Foreign Office yet?
     
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    Q: Who succeeded Henry VIII? A: Henry VII Q: What blue cheese traditionally goes with stilton? A: Red Leicester

     
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    Bring on the clowns
     
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    The muppet thinks trans women can grow a cervix.
     
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    ER would have answered the cheese question easy.

    But he still thinks Henry VII and Henry VIII are a range of vacuum cleaners.

    I like ER.
     
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    They were quick with the official portrait.

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